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The First Date

by Aislinn_Cain on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

Finally, she was going to do it. She'd waited almost a year for him to become available, a very very long year. Now he was single and bringing over wine to go with her dinner. Krista checked her reflection in the mirror one last time, adjusting the long teardrop earrings so that they sparkled when the light caught them. She ran to the bathroom. Her hair was...

Music City Awards - 6pm to 7pm

by secretwishes on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

God damnit, I'm going to be late. I picked up the speed on my ride and felt my adrenaline rush. I spent the last 30 minutes waiting in line to talk to my professor about a B+ I got on my chemistry exam, and completely lost track of time. I stood there in my lab coat, shifting from foot to foot, my black leather knee high boots clicking impatiently as studen...

Young Wolves Ch. 02

by sirreadsalot10 on Sep 19, 2017
NonHuman

Jenifer was worried. Everything was going terribly wrong. Biting Cameron Reed had been a colossal fuck up. Not telling Tyler about it might turn out to be an even bigger fuck up. Luckily, her parents had sprung a weekend trip to the lake house on her. Tyler had not been happy that she couldn't spend the day with the pack, but the only thing he hated more tha...

Sissy Keven Jeanne Bardot

by nancyvasquez on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

After Jinky and I had been married about a year, she began to make gay references about me being gay. When I'd get mad, she'd laugh and say, "I'm only joking!" I remember she always used to squeeze my breasts, which were quite prominent, and say, "Wow, sweetie, nice development!" And then she'd laugh. My feminine breasts had been a source of embarrassment f...

I Saw Daddy Kissing Mrs. Claus

by Wildestthang on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Well he's not my Daddy and I didn't really see him kissing me but I saw his face so close to mine as we kissed under the pine trees. I IMed a friend yesterday and low and behold he was available. He said he saw the IM from me and his dick got hard wow it’s incredible to know I have that kind of power. Anyhow after a short discussion we decided to meet in 20...

The Sergeant's Wife & The General's

by Francine-frcxa on Sep 16, 2017
Fetish

Chapter 1 The two women had not before met, but as travelers will, they had struck up a conversation while finding themselves in adjoining seats on the long flight to Honolulu. They discovered they had a bit in common; both going to have a bit of time with their husbands who were returning to Hawaii on leave, for a bit of rest and relaxation after duty tour...

Skimming off the Top Ch. 03

by Alexis661 on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

***Well, I have come across a story I wrote YEARS ago and while it is non-erotic, I am not sure if it is really that good...If I took the time to sit and edit and re-write, it might not be too bad of a story, but for shits and giggles I am going to post it, chapter by chapter. I am not looking for votes or feedback, but if you feel it necessary to do so, fee...

Brandy

by brooksbro on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

All characters depicted herein are 21-years-old or older. ***** I'd like to think that the people that might read this aren't so dissimilar from me. On a superficial, because we're reading these things, we're all interested in the kind of thrills and excitement that appeal to both our imaginations and our more rational, logic-centered minds. Deeper than th...

A Day in the Life of...

by SINsualTreasure on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

I suspected something was just not right. Chelle and Trish had been acting strangely for too long. Too me they seemed nervous and always had skittish eyes when they greeted me after work. They would kneel of course and it was almost impossible to detect in their demeanor but a Master knows his property and I knew something just wasn't right. I had determined...

Not a Word...

by Openyourmind89 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Three outfits lie on my bed. Should I go for the classic little black dress, cream halter top and blue jeans or pink blouse and mini skirt? The invitation to Jenna's housewarming party had been very last minute and I'd only just decided to go (besides, it was that or sit in front of the telly with the cat for the fifth day in a row). It'd been a long time...