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Freddie Retires From Sex Ch. 02

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

For the first time in my life, I'm retired from sex and women. I'm done with sex. I've had it. I'm finished with women. Officially, this is my first time retiring from sex and from women. That's right, you read it correctly. I'm retiring from sex and women for the first time in my life. I feel free from the hold that women have had on me throughout my enti...

Dealing with Jessie Pt. 08

by carvohi on Sep 23, 2019
Loving Wives

Back home Jessie skipped the den and went straight upstairs to bed. Gary decided to leave her alone for a while, and didn't get up there till it was close to five. She was fast asleep so he got some cream and lay down beside her. She was still clothed, a simple yellow sheath dress, white socks and tennis shoes. Since she was lying on her stomach he was able...

The Paradox of Perfection

by cliper2 on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

She jacked in for the third time this evening, hearing her cable modem screaming as it made the connection. Lori had kept the sound as a reminder of her first days on the 'Net. Ironically, in those days the sound of her modem and "you've got mail" were about the only things her computer spit back at her. Now, well, now everything came back. Especially buzz,...

A Whore for Bigfoot

by TooBigToFit on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It had been three weeks since our last camping trip. My fiancé was surprisingly extra horny. The first day back we couldn't even get the camping gear put away, whatever got into her, we had sex five times that day. We have made love almost every night since then but each time we did I could not feel much of my dick inside her. Her vagina seemed stretched out...

As God Intended Ch. 02

by stopeggo on Sep 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Luckily I was hidden under the covers and it was dark still. I tried to calm my breathing...my step-sister turned and was closing the door when, "Please masturbate" came from the wrist computer! It could tell I had stopped! My stepsister rushed in and grabbed the sheet off of me. She was in college already. "What the fuck!" "Leave me alone! It's the stup...

Beautician and the Need

by Seamus007 on Apr 24, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Katie: Traffic was light that day and it was a beautiful spring afternoon. The kind where you want to just throw on your sunglasses, roll the windows down and go for a ride. He thought about just pointing the car westward and going for a ride. As he fantasised about how nice it would be to just drive until it felt right he was snapped back into reality as a...

Master Barber

by cliper2 on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

Copyright. All rights reserved. This story may be downloaded for individual personal use only. But distribution via mailing list, disk or any other form is prohibited without permission of the author under U.S. copyright law and America Online's Terms of Service agreement. * * * * * The conversation had grown halting, the pauses and the exchanged looks mor...

The Colony Party Ch. 12

by Adan_Jay_Mueller on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

The people were having a blast on the dance floor. The DJ had a great mix of songs that kept the people on the dance floor busy. In the middle of the dance floor was Nisha and her hubby Karthik. Both didn't know how to dance and were a comedy to look at. They started making twirls to the rhythm of the music. Adi and Ajay were at the bar, distributing drinks...

Darkness in Seattle Pt. 02

by EmilyDreams4U on Sep 26, 2017
NonHuman

Carla Pulling into her drive, Carla disconnected her Bluetooth and grabbed her purse. She put her coat back on and got out of her car. When she closed the door, she leaned back on it and looked up into the night sky to stare at the stars. Sure enough, there was the full, shining moon providing her light. Carla felt energized by the moon, even though she had...

A Bad Loan

by SparkyMan on Oct 12, 2003
Cheating Spouses

***Editor's Note: I hope you enjoy this submission. Feel free to add any chapters you desire, or feel like the story should head. If you would rather have me write a chapter for you, feel free to send me a message with any ideas, plot twists, and so on, and I'll do my best to make it happen! .... Comments, Likes and Bookmarks are always inspiring! ...Once ag...

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