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Money, Everything is about Money Ch. 02

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
Reviews & Essays

What if we did this or what if we did that? What would happen then? I can just see and hear these old, Caucasian, billionaire men talking over lunch, over dinner, over drinks, in their homes, on vacation, on the golf course, on a plane, in their cars, and at the office about us, the middle class. What makes us, ordinary people, blue collar and white collar...

Santa, All I Want For Xmas is a Job

by andtheend on Sep 15, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

A letter from the unemployed to Santa Claus hoping for a job. Dearest Santa Claus, I'm sorry, Santa. Maybe I asked you for too much last year, when I asked you for what I'm asking you for again this year. Since I didn't receive what I asked for last year, by asking you for the same thing again, I was hoping to receive it this year. Maybe I was expecting to...

The Sidecar Tales Ch. 01

by RetiredReprobate on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Note to my readers: the first couple of chapters set the stage for the following action. Stick with me, please. Chapter 1 Homeowner to bankrupt to wealthy nomad in 48 hours It was to be the trip of a lifetime, riding from the East Coast out to Texas, to have a sidecar put on my bike, so it could carry two in comfort. Maybe it would rescue my increasingly...

Whoopee!

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

"Sex! Big thick cocks! Naked women!" Now that I have your attention, I've been yearning to write something that touches all of us and how better to do that than to write about reality. I know, I know, this is Literotica and the reason why you are here is to escape reality. But, if just for a few minutes, I would personally appreciate it if you could remove...

I'm Mad as Hell...Get Off My Lawn!

by MADMADMADMAXine on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Please give me the support of your vote and comment All characters portrayed in this story are over the age of 18-years-old. There are no minor characters in this story. * "I'm mad as Hell and I won't take it anymore. Now, get the fuck off my lawn!" If you think terrorists are angry, think again. The average middleclass American is much angrier. The aver...

My Passion for Mustang GTs Ch. 01

by SusanJillParker on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

Not all just about writing erotica, this story is about car buff stuff for car buffs. Susan writes about her passion for automobiles. I'm a car buff, always have and always will be. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean that I can't love and appreciate cars, especially new cars rather than older cars, and especially new Mustang GT's over any other car on th...

The Motel

by HelenHall on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Sit here on the deck – not that chair though, it's broke – and you'll catch the breeze. That's the lights of the town way off over there and, when we got a moon, you can see clear to the mountains. Soon as I saw the place I knew it'd be fine for a motel business. Place needed a lot of fixing though. Not done yet. I'll get us a refill and some crackers, then...

Austin City Blues

by Nachtmahr on Sep 15, 2017
NonHuman

***This is a Work in progress, chap. 1 will be updated until I am ready to post chap. 2. Feel free to read, but if you see a chap. 2 listing you may want to check this one again to see if I have added anything. Additionally, this is not a masturbation story per se, there will be some romantic entanglements as the store goes on, but there is not going to be s...

The Most Frightening Thing Is....

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

This is a Halloween contest story. Too many readers don't vote. Please vote. I need the support of your vote. * Do you know what the most frightening thing on Earth is? Go ahead and guess. Think about it. I bet you don't know what the most frightening thing on Earth is. What is the most frightening thing on Earth? Is it something living or something dead...

Bunch O'Dicks Ch. 02

by Tarbut on Sep 16, 2017
Mature

Before landing in Paris, John was told to knock at a door in Avenue Montaigne, near Place de l'Alma. When he saw the building he wondered, "How could my mother be supposed to pay for an apartment in such a luxurious condo?" A woman in cyan negligee opened the door, and his blood gathered into his entrails as he saw her gigantic bosom. "Bigger than Jane's,"...