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Gathering Fallen Rocks Ch. 09

by 2Xwidderwoman on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

The special order parts for Howard's truck finally arrived at the auto parts store. He called while Gail was going back to her office and asked if she could stand a night at the ranch so he could get his truck running. "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful" Gail chanted, "I'm lucky I left my suitcases in the truck, but I'm almost out of clean clothes. I'll do l...

Santa, All I Want For Xmas is a Job

by andtheend on Sep 15, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

A letter from the unemployed to Santa Claus hoping for a job. Dearest Santa Claus, I'm sorry, Santa. Maybe I asked you for too much last year, when I asked you for what I'm asking you for again this year. Since I didn't receive what I asked for last year, by asking you for the same thing again, I was hoping to receive it this year. Maybe I was expecting to...

Used Ponygirl Dealer

by Boxlicker101 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

CAUTION: This story is totally unlike most of what I write on this site. It is about slavery and abuse of women, but it might come to happen some day in a dystopian society. Hopefully, the circumstances described here will never be a fact of life in this country or anywhere else. "This one runs even slower than the last one," Ted shouted. "That's probab...

A free stay at Isla Placer

by unintentionaldrowsy42 on Apr 22, 2025

Many people don’t know about Isla Placer. It’s a few miles off the coast of Cuba, a small but comfortable stretch of land that seems a living contradiction, containing a forest, mountains, beaches, and a desert. The indigenous people of the island, many centuries ago, called it Bibiaga, and the Spanish conquerors called it Isla de San Pedro. It was, at diffe...

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How To Get Rich Quick

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 1, 2017
How To

So, you want to get rich quick? How rich do you want to be? C'mon, it's just the two of us. Whisper it in my ear; only don't blow in my ear this time. Wow! That much? You are a greedy person aren't you? Now, that is really being rich. Actually, it doesn't matter how rich you want to be because I can help you become as rich as you dreamed of being rich. Just...

I'm Mad as Hell...Get Off My Lawn!

by MADMADMADMAXine on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Please give me the support of your vote and comment All characters portrayed in this story are over the age of 18-years-old. There are no minor characters in this story. * "I'm mad as Hell and I won't take it anymore. Now, get the fuck off my lawn!" If you think terrorists are angry, think again. The average middleclass American is much angrier. The aver...

How To Claim Winning Lottery Ticket

by PositiveThinker on Sep 11, 2017
How To

Here are some things to do and not do when hitting the big lottery jackpot prize. Dumb idea for a how to story you're thinking, no doubt. How to claim a winning lottery ticket. How do you claim a winning lottery ticket? I bet you don't have a clue. Hey, you never know. You may have a winning ticket one day and this story could save you tens of millions of...

The Sidecar Tales Ch. 01

by RetiredReprobate on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Note to my readers: the first couple of chapters set the stage for the following action. Stick with me, please. Chapter 1 Homeowner to bankrupt to wealthy nomad in 48 hours It was to be the trip of a lifetime, riding from the East Coast out to Texas, to have a sidecar put on my bike, so it could carry two in comfort. Maybe it would rescue my increasingly...

Winning the Lottery

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I am counting the days until I win the lottery. Any day now, I will hit the lottery. "What's the number? Does anyone know what the lottery number was last night?" I've been playing the same loser lottery number now for more than 25 years, ever since the stupid thing started. Over the years, I've won a few dozen free bets, I won $10.00 a few times, and, onc...

Chris at His Wife's Christmas Party

by CrazyDaveTrucker60 on Dec 19, 2018
Loving Wives

I write for fun. I wanted to write a little story where everything goes wrong for the protagonist. A pyrrhic victory. Sometimes BTB backfires. I might be able to write the wrong into right if there's any interest. Not a lot of sex here. That could change too! So let me know where the story should go. We'll take the road less traveled. -Author *** Chris a...