Foxy Girl and Ninja Pussy finally found Lord Rainbow's lair, where their leader, Captain Dick Double was being held captive. They quickly dispatched several Lispmen and even Skanky Skunk who was helping the evil overlord. They didn't find Lord Rainbow anywhere, but they finally found the lab that held Captain Dick Double. He was lying, strapped on an exami...
Captain Carly was the scourge of the airways until the fateful day she ran into the Imperial skyship. Despite being larger and more heavily gunned the Empire's ship was also faster and Captain Carly's ship was boarded. Despite putting up a spirited struggle Captain Carly's men were overmatched and the marines who swarmed aboard were soon in control of her s...
Captain Jacob Tassel left the medical wing with urgency in his step and confusion clouding his sight. The two together caused him to walk straight into the rounded walls of the expansive spacecraft but still didn't break him from his trance. The next time it wasn't an interior wall that he bumped into but an organic life form. "Captain!" she exclaimed as t...
Chapter 2: Ritual Captain Seth Heart looked up from the maps spread across Anthony's desk in the navigation room to see Marcus slip inside with a grace that belied his old age. His face was downcast, and Heart could tell that something was weighing on the mage's mind. "Out with it," the captain ordered, frowning himself, "You have permission to speak free...
Goldberg's "brother" was indeed a precocious, lovable bundle of contradictions, and yes, every woman at the closing ceremonial dinner -- held in the British Embassy -- was enthralled by him. His name was Benjamin Levy, and he was not, as it happened, related to Trevor Goldberg. They were not brothers, Trevor said, they were instead more like friends. "I se...
Dedicated to Russkere for his artwork in general and "Klingonned Andorian" in particular * * * * * "You may drive a hard bargain, cap'n," said the merchant through his unkempt beard, "but there are only so many deuterium dealers on this neutral station. One, to be precise. Me." Jamie T. Clit, Captain of HMS Enterass, rested her chin on her hands and peere...
Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy Scythe II Class Scyftan Empire Vessel - The Fang of Khigil 01:37 Scyftan Empire Time (09:37 Eastern Daylight Time) April 13, 12610 (April 12, 2019) Alarm klaxons started blaring suddenly in the middle of the night, waking the captain of The Fang of Khigil. Akroix Drutex was about to head to the bridge when he felt his m...
Ensign Casanova De'Lusional sat in a bar on the Enterprise and considered the color of his drink. Junior Tech Betty Smith slipped into the seat beside him. "What are you thinking handsome?" she said. He looked at her carefully. She was delightful in a sweet, wide eyed way. Yet sexy as all hell, from her pert breasts to her smooth legs. Similar, but not exa...
The dock was in front of me and the moon was on my back. The cool air seemed to climb under my cloak sending waves of chills up my legs. I had been told what a bad idea this was. My hired man Willard almost made me promise not to leave. But I couldn't just leave this last wish not granted. I felt a pang of sadness at the reason for my midnight flit. But the...
The faded light of a filtered sunrise slowly lit the cabin. Julie pulled the covers tighter to ward of the damp sea chill permeating their cabin of the sailboat. Another three hours and the temperature would be well into the 90's but with the fog and the night it was best to stay beneath the covers. Let Dave make the coffee, he is more resistant to the cold...