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SusanJillParker
on Sep 1, 2017
How To
My how to list of advice for the everyday things in life: How to buy a car?
SusanJillParker's How to advice #1: How to buy a car?
Whether buying a car, a van, or a truck, most people think they know how to buy a motor vehicle, especially men. As impulsive as women are when buying shoes and clothes, men are impulsive when plunking down lots of money for a c...
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Middleagepoet
on Sep 1, 2017
How To
Okay, you've read some of the How to articles here at Literotica guiding you on how to buy a new car. Why there have even been some woeful attempts to make a non-erotic short story on how to buy a new car. I'm here to recommend you take those articles, print them out, then stack them up and use them to soak up the oil leak from your old car.
Now hol...
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BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 16, 2017
How To
Did you notice that the name of this article is how to buy a new car and not how to get sucked into buying an SUV, mini-van, or a pickup truck?
I love cars but I hate SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks. SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks are too big, too heavy, gas hogs. Okay, pickups are cool if you live on a farm or on a ranch or if you need that type o...
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by
Middleagepoet
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
With all the thousands of erotic stories written for Literotica every year there are some writers who will try to expand the boundaries of what is considered normal erotica and explore what some might consider very odd or deviant. When you think of it, after a while a lot of these stories begin to seem the same, I mean it's this hard throbbing cock d...
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by
MungoParkIII
on Mar 26, 2019
Toys & Masturbation
It was a car my wife kept bugging me to sell, but I just couldn't do it, I mean although the car was pushing fifteen years old it had two hundred and ninety-seven thousand miles on it, there was no way I was getting rid of it. You may trade in a car with eighty thousand miles, maybe sell a car with one hundred fifty thousand miles on it, but you don'...
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BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
I had a non-sexual experience with a stranger, a good-looking blonde woman, which was as good as any sexual experience I have ever had. (Well, not really, okay, not at all, but for the purpose of this story, it reads better when I write that it was.)
It took place in my car and in her car. We were racing. The only thing that I love more than driving is dri...
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by
Julie20
on Aug 31, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
So now you have given me my second task and well I did it. As I said in my last mail I drove to college and was really excited as I walked to the car after college. I had a coffee in the canteen then went to the car. Of course I was in my normal clothes, denim skirt, tights, flat shoes, dark green t shirt. Coming out of the city at 5pm was the usual nightmar...
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BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic
Ah, those were the days.
My first car was not a normal car.
It was a 1970 Chrysler New Yorker with a 440 Magnum TNT police interceptor pursuit engine that put out 418 horsepower and more than 500 pound feet of torque. It had a passing gear at 95, no shit. The carburetor would open up and the sound of a tingling bell could be heard inside the car. No fuel...
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BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
I got married shortly after I bought my New Yorker. I kept it for 7 years before selling it to my brother, who kept it for another 5 years.
I bought a brand new '79 Pontiac Grand Am, 4 door sedan. We were talking about kids and even thought I wanted something more befitting my male testosterone, like a Mustang or a Camaro, I settled for the Grand Am.
Now,...
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by
PositiveThinker
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Who knows about new cars? I need some advice. I need someone who can help me make a decision which model I should buy.
I want to buy a new car and I narrowed down my decision to a few models that I'd like. Only, I'm having a difficult time narrowing it down any further than the three models I've chosen. Trying to remove my emotions from the equation, trying...
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