"Hey, Vic, did you see that guy? He came in here trying to join our frat, wearing these faggy little boots. Ya, know like in that British band? What a sissy!" Ernie spouted, slapping his knee. "You mean the Beatles?" Victor replied, leaning on the wall. "Well, uh, yeah," Ernie scratched his head. "The band you love?" he crossed his arms. "Yeah..." Ernie...
A few years after we were married, my wife, a very beautiful and sexy woman in her late twenties, fell pregnant, much to our delight. Louise has the most beautiful, light brown fuzz that I've ever seen or tasted. I love a slightly hairy cunt and much to my delight she seldom shaved off more than was needed, leaving enough to poke out from her swimwear. This...
The alcohol couldn't be affecting her so quickly, could it? Even before she'd reached the half way mark of the Pinot, she could feel that warm, comforting embrace fall over her. It was ever so much like a favorite blanket being draped over her shoulders. He'd said she'd like Vail and here she was, indeed, liking it. The mountain had been great and skiing har...
Father Ostertag approached me after class one Friday afternoon as I was making my way out of class. "I have a proposition for you," he said. I felt somewhat nervous. My grades had been rather poor this semester and I was afraid that he was going to suggest summer school or something. "I can't help but notice the special attributes that you have been exhib...
He goes to the hotel room and slides the card into the door of the room where they had agreed to meet, a click is herd and the light turns green. With a smile he turns the handle and opens the door. The room is dark, save for several candles around the room, and the smell of jasmine penetrates the air. He notices you sitting on the edge of the bed, a devious...
It had been years. Five years had passed and I still couldn't get you out of my mind. Don't get me wrong, I was happily married, but for some reason, when times got bad, when I closed my eyes at night, I started to think of you. As I feel into the dream I could still smell your skin, I could still taste your flesh, and feel your fingers clamped hard against...
A question has been plaguing serious gamers and nerds for a long time: are ninjas better than pirates, or vice versa? In an attempt to put this question to rest once and for all, I will analyze the qualities of both ninjas and pirates, and compare those qualities. Of course, to accurately compare the two, clear categories must be made. For this we will use t...
Oh hell. John stared at the beautiful woman in front of him. “Well, will you?” Her voice was laced with impatience. “Let me get this straight. You want me to screw your husband?” He was not believing this. “No, no! I want you to have sex with another lady.” His head was starting to hurt. “Why?” “Because we’re conducting an experiment.” “Well why did y...
Brandy Stern stood in front of her full length mirror, "not bad if I do say so myself" She mused. Standing five foot eleven inches in her stocking feet, she weighed in at 175 lbs, a far cry from her weight just six months ago. Brandy had struggled with weight loss for years, made excuses about being big boned, having a genetic propensity for weight gain, s...
On a hot summer's day, four similar couples - husbands in their fifties or early sixties, wives, second of the variety in every case, and about twenty years younger than the husbands, sat outside in the hot July sun. The four husbands - rich, successful - sat under a shaded canopy, playing cards around a small table. Each nursed a large ice-cold beer, peri...