This is a freaky fuck parody and what not. This is my new series starring the one and only Cardi B... She takes on whoever and whatever gets in her way... She's a freaky fuck babe ready to throw down... Her pussy and what not... Enjoy my fellow freaks. "Damn it's dark up in here. Bumpin' my ass and shit. Gonna break a nail and what not. Dick's done gone an...
"Where's your husband at?" Brandon stepped into the marvelous mansion and tried to hold in his envy. That was interrupted after he asked a stupid question to the owner of the home. Cardi turned and pushed her hair back. "Nickel, you came ovah to mah fuckin' table and dropped ya banana into my 'rita like a stir stick," she said angrily. And a bit drunk. "Th...
This is a freaky ass fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real... But it's hot "I invited both you ladies here tonight, to do a spread, that'll knock out every other porn mag spread. It's, Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj. Two hotties showing those hot ass bodies. "Well daddy.... You can see my hot ass body anytime you want... but that bitch, can suck a dick. Ho." Card...
"Yeah... he's starting a new series. It's called Ass Fuckers. Pretty simple." My wife Beth Chapman laughs on the phone. She's talking to my other wife, music goddess of goddesses Cardi B. "Damn... daddy can't get enough of dat ass. I fucking love it!" Cardi loves my idea. "Yeah. I'm thinking of maybe a double anal with him and Spence (The King Of Queens)....
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS FICTION...IT IS NOT REAL *** Beyoncé decided she needed a break from all the stress she dealt with in her professional life. She secretly had fantasized about being a dominatrix for years. Interracial, Bondage and S&M porn always turned her on immensely, so she decided to open up her very own, very exclusive, Interracial S&M club....
WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the singers, record labels, musicians, places, etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in...
Sex Fiction... Perverted And Dirty But Not Real Spence's porn career has been going great. His movies are all big hits... and he's making us... especially me... a lot of money. Kim (Kardashian) has been keeping on top of things, making sure Spence (The King Of Queens) doesn't do anything stupid to mess up his new porn stud image. It's a tough job... but my...
My name's Magsie and, with the help of my boyfriend I'm going to tell you about one of my best adventures ever. Even though it happened a while ago, remembering it still inflames my very core. I'd settled down by myself in front of the telly one night when I was on my own and had idly started to watch a documentary about the Berlin Love Parade, because ever...
VERY MUCH A PARODY... 50% SATIRICAL SARCASM... 50% OVER THE TOP TRASHY HUMOR... 100% PURE FUCKED UP FILTH... NOT REAL AT ALL... PURELY FOR PERVERTED ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY... PEACE Episode 01 : Welcome To The New Playboy Playboy Mansion... Holmby Hills... "TAKE IT, BITCH! FUCK! TAKE THAT DICK! FUCK YEAH!" "GOD!! FUCK ME, BABY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! UH...
The night had fallen for a couple hours, and yet, Los Angeles was more dynamic than ever. The city was shining a thousand lights coming from its numerous buildings, and its population was living it's life, far from suspecting something terrible was coming their way. And yet, it was. You see, there are things humans have come to think impossible, because the...