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Let's Get Fit

by davion2308 on Sep 14, 2017
How To

LET'S ALL GET FIT! If there is one thing everyone wants, it's a healthy, physically fit body. We see beautiful people on television or in commercials and we want to be them. Obesity is an epidemic all around the world and healthy changes are an immensely popular topic for media. On websites, one can find 100 articles with tips and hints to lose weight. Ther...

Das Institut 05

by Strenger_Herr on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Das Grafenpaar und der Rittmeister erhoben sich, der Graf ordnete an, Lore abzunehmen und auf die Krankenstation zu bringen, damit man dort ihre Verletzungen behandeln könne. Lore fiel wie ein Stein zu Boden und musste von den beiden Pferdeknechten getragen werden. Graf, Gräfin und Rittmeister begaben sich zum Herrschaftshaus. Der Graf führte den Rittmeiste...

50 Shades of Roast Duck

by Arancini_Love on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

What? You've never had duck? Let's make a date, my house, Saturday night, 7 p.m. Wear something casual. I age the duck. Clean it, split it, remove the backbone (which I save for the gravy ... see below), make small gashes in its skin (don't go into the muscle!), salt it down, put it on top of a rack, and let it sit in a cool place about 4 days. Fridge in...

The Last Story

by magichands on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

My goal when I started writing was to do at least 100 stories, and to more or less lay out a chronicle of my life. Some of them were fantasies, sure, but fantasies are a part of me, too. The vast majority are true, mostly. Oh, I added a few things here and there to try and spice things up a little. The women I met got prettier in time and my mind. I became...

Revenge of the Nerd Ch. 16

by rpsuch on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

I checked the local events and found something I knew he would like: a concert called "The Fifths." Beethoven's Fifth Symphony for the first half, and Tchaikovsky's Fifth for the second. He hadn't seemed all that enthused when I suggested we get together on Friday, but when I told him about the tickets he sounded like a little boy going to the circus. He s...

J-O-Y

by sdbnnc on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

"J-O-Y, J-O-Y, this must surely mean: Jesus first, yourself last, and others in between." -- Sunday School Chorus (sung to tune "Jingle Bells") Although it seems incongruous to refer to a Sunday School chorus in a Literotica posting, the parallel between my life as a submissive and the chorus prompted me to comment here. As a submissive, the idea of servin...

How to Lose Weight Effectively

by Bakeboss on Sep 16, 2017
How To

First off, let me say I am not a qualified dietitian and I have no formal training in this field at all. Everything I am saying is found through personal trails and errors only. The only reason I am writing this is that I know there are many people who have a problem with weight gain just as I do. There is no secret to losing weight, no special pill, no se...

Big Boned Women vs. Skinny Women

by PositiveThinker on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

I was happy, perfectly content, with my wife, Joan, that is, until she lost 100 pounds. We had a good life as man and wife, a life that was centered around food and the kitchen. Truly, is there anything else in life? Only, all that changed with daytime and reality TV. I built her a custom kitchen with a big island and loads of granite countertops and work...

A Couple Brought Together Act 03

by realvelvetglove on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

ACT THREE CONTENT WARNING & DISCLAIMER This is the third of five Acts of a novella that is not as romantic as its title might suggest. This particular Act contains descriptions of bodily functions and unpleasant foods. If such fetishes are not 'your thing', please scroll straight down to the part labelled 'Section Two' near the bottom of this page. ACT II...

Perfect

by MrExcellent on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

She picked up the paring knife, the reflection of the light off the bright silver blade catching her eye. In front of her was a grape, a purple grape. She pushed the tip of the knife into the grape until it pierced the skin, juice trickling out through the gash. Slowly and assuredly, like a surgeon making an incision, she sliced the grape in half, the two ha...