I enjoy people. I enjoy company. My wife isn't very social. In the seven years we've been together we've only had one person invited into our home and that was for only a few hours. It was her Uncle Ted, who was up from Texas for a Shriner convention. He came to dinner wearing one of those stupid little red hats with a tassel, which he never took off, even w...
It is time… After years of trial and error… After years hardship and insanity… It is time, time for a new cartoon overlord! (0) Deep within the darkness of your evil lair, plot and ponder your evil plan to conquer all of the cartoon universes. Eventually you come up with seven important steps that you need in order to begin conquering cartoon worlds. One: Yo...
NOTE: The following essay was sent to the author via OuijaMail, a new mobile app that promises to be the next Instagram. Its proprietary technology allows correspondence between contemporary authors and historical figures. The sender of this essay claims to be Samson, a legendary barbarian warrior from the Middle Ages. According to an unpublished essay by Jo...
You are the leader of the harem in which you can order your harem to ride that big fat cock of yours or do something else like recruit another member or get a job so you can have more money. To your harem, you are god. You can do anything. Now i am going to try and be consistent with adding chapters as im going to focus on 4 characters. 3 of them will be har...
Especially dedicated to TIM Leena had fully recovered from her strenuous delivery in the Dalits' bungalows in the gardens of Prince Kyrhan's palace. Her friend Preeti had promised her to come and give her some tutoring on the proper appearance for a woman. Leena had accepted then the challenge. Three months later, she was at Heathrow airport to welcome the...
In the basement of the Faculty Club at Benthamsthwaite College, Teddy pondered. If the alien had had a head (and fingers), he'd have scratched it. Lacking either he just puzzled over the data from the health center. Each entering freshman had (unbeknownst to them) an extra vial of blood drawn and sent to him, thus allowing the master genetic engineer to thor...
PART 11 A Visit to The Sultan's Harem Bagoas reclined on the silken cushions as the decorated cart jounced along on its journey. He was a personage of power in his world, but his world was about to change drastically. The first ten chapters of this story tell of the power of Bagoas, Overseer of the Harem of Governor Glaouri in the desert oasis of Ouarazate...
Chapter Three Black pepper is a triple threat! James was startled awake by a garbage truck clanging some cans around underneath the window, he was drenched in sweat from his bad dreams and he untwisted himself from the sheets. The sun was pouring through the windows and the power was still off so he had no Idea what time it was. He slid off the bed and s...
"You are sure of what you saw?" The demon's deep baritone rang out in the hallway outside of his chamber. "Yes, you demonic idiot!" The Fury yelled, her black wings rustling in agitation. "The last Fury has been found and awoken and we need to do something now!" The demon snarled and grabbed the newly created Night Fury by her neck, pinning her against t...
EPILOGUE The wave hit Rosebud in the back covering her with spray. Murat screamed: "Big one coming", but before she could turn around green seawater covered her and sent her tumbling to the beach. Her belly and breasts scraped the sand and then the water receded again. On hands and knees Rosebud looked around for her stepson and the both of them started lau...