「ザキさん、こんなクソ寒い夜中になんの用ですか」 空気も凍るような寒さの夜、理由も告げずに俺を稽古場へ呼び出した小劇団の先輩、崎山に不満を隠さず声を掛けた。そこは、稽古場というより廃倉庫といったほうがしっくりくるボロ屋で、風が吹かないだけ外よりマシという状況だった。貧乏劇団ゆえ暖房器具など置いてすらない。 「おう、すまねぇな、森田。ちょっと見せたいもんがあってな」 「金貸してくれってのは無しですよ」 「そんなんじゃねぇよ。芝居の話だ、芝居の」 崎山はもう四十も半ば、芽の出ない役者だ。売れない理由は、今時となっては珍しい「飲む」「打つ」「買う」と三拍子を見事に揃えた素行の悪さが、業界中に知れ渡っているせいだった。どこぞの脚本家の奥さんに横恋慕して旦那に殺されかけただの、賭場で負けて裸で電車に乗って留置所に入れられ...
My wife Mary is a good looking woman considering that we recently celebrated our fortieth anniversary. True, she has a slight midriff problem as most women in their late fifties have, but she has other good qualities. Like her breast are still a mostly perky at a full C cup with perky nipples that still point outward instead of sagging. Then again her long s...
It had been a week since Meg had left early in the morning with a note left on the fridge. She'd had to get to work and he'd been in wolf form when she woke up. She no sooner got in the door of her apartment than the phone started ringing. She grabbed the phone. "Hello, Meg speaking," she said. "Oh, Sorry, I've been out of town this weekend. Out of cell phon...
Mr. Larken walked into Meg's office with a file in his hand. He dropped it on her desk and then perched on the corner. He knew that annoyed Meg, and did it anyway. Meg looked up, saw what Larken was doing and braced for whatever was headed her way. "So, do you think you can get your new boyfriend to cut us some slack on that bill of his?" he asked in a rat...
2:02:13 AM - Armitage: one more to beethoven?? 2:02:52 AM - Armitage: lmao 2:02:53 AM - Sylibus: Sure ;) 2:04:43 AM - Armitage: ok give me a scenario 2:04:55 AM - Armitage: mr. story writer 2:04:57 AM - Armitage: let's hear it 2:05:08 AM - Sylibus: Any particular genre strike your fancy? 2:05:19 AM - Armitage: --something-- 2:05:20 AM - Armitage: l...
Bureau of Unusual Activities Anom #: ENF-025 Risk Level: Sunlight (Formally Twilight) Description: ENF-025 is a recurring phenomenon that affects undergarments and pants worn by individual Kaylee Lewis (designated as ENF-025-2). Clothing affected by ENF-025 are referred to as ENF-025-1 instances and have been noted to behave similarly to flying animals depen...
This erotic story features 'aeromorph' characters, humanoid robots/cyborgs resembling aircraft. But sexy. "Overnight In Bay Seven" SHORT STORY "V-AFB, I'm awaiting clearance for landing." "Copy that Incoming Flight, we have your authorisation coming through now." "Roger." G-2 cut through the air without much effort. His streamlined form was built...
SashaBunny [12:47 A.M.]: *cuddles up with you and nuzzles her head against your chest* FallenAngel [12:47 A.M.]: *stroking your hair* hi, you SashaBunny [12:48 A.M.]: hi. FallenAngel [12:48 A.M.]: you're purty. SashaBunny [12:48 A.M.]: *blush* FallenAngel [12:48 A.M.]: *kisses your blush* SashaBunny [12:48 A.M.]: *grin* you're nice. I like you. Fal...
The following was an actual conversation I had with a former girlfriend. The names have been changed for obvious reasons. 11-17-2008 ANDREW: 2:05 Just an afternoon reminder that I love you... ERIN: 2:07 I love you to, Babe! Kissez ANDREW: 2:09 You know, "kisses" sounds amost like "caresses", that's why they go together so well ANDREW: 2:10 BSWK (Big Sl...
It's a Wednesday in October, early morning, somewhere in the northwest area of Las Vegas, Nevada. The setting is a home, the arena is the living room area. There are several Spectators to watch the action that is about to unfold, seated on the couches and chairs that line the walls of the large living room. The Contestants in today's Pissing Contest emerge f...