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How to Score Your Sex!

by Soul Janitor on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Perverts who have found themselves in a bit of a rut ever since Hustler ceased publication of its annual Hot Mennonite Chicks issue got an unexpected bonus this week when the Department of Health and Horny Services released the long-awaited rules and regulations for formally scoring a session of sexual intercourse. The complete rules are available online for...

The Worst of Red

by RedHairedandFriendly on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

The following is a self-review of my lowest scored stories. I am once again participating in the Literotica 2012 Survivor Contest, where authors attempt to write as many stories in one year, in as many different categories. I reviewed my top stories back in 2006, so I figured why not review the worst in 2012! Here's the layout of the review. Place in the t...

The Last Man in the World Ch. 02

by MungoParkIII on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Amid reports of racial strife in a number of high school campuses across the state of Mississippi, the students of Stephen D. Lee High School went about their school lives as if segregation was a small footnote in ancient history. The football team on the other hand trudged its way day by day into a losing season. By the third game of the season the team had...

Women's Submission Wrestling

by Artican on Apr 22, 2025

Two women faced each other in the center of what appears to be a combat ring as an official in a black and white striped shirt stood between them. A brunette in a ponytail, to the referee’s left, was wearing a red bikini with spaghetti string laces. The name Leah Piper popped up next to her. To the referee’s right, a redhead with a star tattoo on her shoulde...

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Musings on the "New" Survivor Contest 2009

by SunrockSin on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Throughout the years the Survivor Contest at Literotica has evolved as the sometimes fierce competition has pressed, bent and sometimes broken the rules. Some competitors have attempted to compound the rules with "ethical" standards branding contestants competing well within the rules as cheaters. Others redefine the "spirit" of the competition as simply try...

The Storytellers Ch. 15

by Paris Waterman on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Authors comment: I admit to being perplexed over the scant number of readers this novel has attracted thus far. I am surprised and depressed by this and will finish the piece off as quickly as possible. For those few who have stuck with it, well I apologize for this, but I hope you understand the amount of time and effort that goes into such work. I wish I k...

A Saturday to remember

by jk89 on Feb 16, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Your name is David. You’re 28 years old, 6 feet tall, 180 lbs., with brown eyes, dark hair, a square jaw, broad shoulders, and have managed to keep your athletic physique from your years playing college baseball. You’re currently working as a Massage Therapist at the local health club to help pay for bills as you complete your post-graduate studies to become...

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How to Ethically Compete: Survivor

by Zrnko_Pisku on Sep 1, 2017
How To

As the year closes the air is filled with jingling bells, Christmas music and the incessant drone of whining. Much like the commercial where after losing a video game on his phone a competitor says, "I like to win," to which an older lady sitting nearby replies, "You like to whine," the Survivor Forum is filled with whining. Echoing through the great halls o...

How to Survive Survivor: Tracking Scores

by SunrockSin on Sep 1, 2017
How To

The Survivor Contest is one of the more controversial aspects of Literotica with many writers vehemently opposing the contest, many others simply oblivious to it, many interested enough to give it a try and some so vested in the competition they will spend hours arguing over it in the forums. Of the many positive and negative aspects of the game, one of the...

Wanderer

by HowardStark on Apr 4, 2019
Fantasy

(Check your score as decisions affect variables within the scoring system) Rolling hills of green stretch far out beyond the bounds of Almaguard, a kingdom prospering and joyous. Having just won a battle between the Alma Knights and a neighboring kingdom, the people dance, eat and drink in the streets. One of the knights, Halrik, comes across a beautiful w...

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