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The Filthy Hermit Ch. 01

by Lombardi66 on Mar 2, 2020
Erotic Horror

The Filthy Hermit—we'll call him that though he had long ago forgotten his name, and long ago had lost touch with anyone who might call him by name—lived in a filthy shack in the woods behind Seven Church Acres, one of the many upper middle-class subdivisions dotting Northern Virginia. In a long-ago period he scarcely recalled, the Filthy Hermit had owned on...

The Filthy Hermit Ch. 03

by Lombardi66 on Mar 18, 2020
Erotic Horror

The lasso cinched firm around Renée's ankles and instantly yanked her legs out from under her, not so much felling her as flinging her hard to the ground. Her book flew from her hands with a busy rustling of pages. She landed face down, falling so fast she wasn't even able to bring up her arms to catch herself. More slack came out of the rope and she was dra...

It's All the Bird's Fault

by angelx602 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Helllllllllp....... Helllllllllp." She screamed from down the hall. "My god, what the hell is going on down there?" I thought to myself. Then I hear it once again. "Hellllppp..Hellllp!" Why was she screaming? I stood, ran down the hall, not stopping to think what might be on the other side of that door, I opened it. What I saw I could not believe. Righ...

The Filthy Hermit Ch. 02

by Lombardi66 on Mar 2, 2020
Erotic Horror

The only day Renée broke her routine she had a friend, for the first time he'd seen since he'd learned of her. Her companion was a boyish thing, about Renée's age but a couple of inches shorter. They both carried towels and wore only water-wear—the girl's a white string two-piece, her friend's a red leotard with a blue diagonal stripe. The Filthy Hermit saw...

Verpa Domini Ch. 01

by SecundusPublius on Mar 9, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Dear reader: a foreword, and a forewarning. Please take a minute to read through it. It might, if nothing, save you a lot of time and frustration - or, potentially, give you something beyond the piece of smut you are about to read. First and foremost: this is a long read for a piece of low-brow porn. It is very slow and story-heavy. There is also an introdu...

The Old Man

by madengineer3 on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Copyright 2010 by madengineer3 Prolog Old Gabby, as he was called, was considered by most townspeople to be the ugliest man on Earth. His skin had one of those weather beaten looks that reminds people of old leather. He had a full beard and must have bathed regularly since the one positive aspect was that he didn't stink. If asked, nobody in town could eve...

Illuminati Polka and Vatican Ninjas

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I have decided to make this a comedy posting. Why? Recently, I went looking for a book on one end of the crazy spectrum. The book had been (loosely) based on an episode during World War II, and it was supposed to "prove" that Pope Pius XII could not qualify as "Hitler's Pope." Instead, this conspiracy theory had Pope Pius XII using the Jesuits to assassinat...

Nun Becomes a Dominatrix

by Samuelx on May 7, 2019
Interracial Love

Meet Father James Nyondo, a thirty-something black man living in the town of Kibuli, not far from the City of Kampala, Uganda. In this small African country where priests and preachers from Europe have spent generations converting the locals to Christianity, becoming a priest or a preacher is a sign of high status. Father James Nyondo loves being a Catholic...

Hermit

by bassbelly on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Gordon sat in one of the home made chairs on his cabin porch high up in the Rockies watching the clouds form in the valleys far below. June was his favorite month. He was at peace with himself and with nature. He had inherited a small fortune from his favorite uncle and decided to drop out of society. Thirty years had passed since he found this idyllic spot....

Verpa Domini - Introduction

by SecundusPublius on Feb 26, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Deep in the pits a cry was heard. Fausta, the hermit-pontiff, watched from the perch above. Her latest subject was due for a daily observation; the pontiff had low hopes, but an observation was still to be made. In the pit - one of nine - was a gaelic woman, well built, with muscled thighs and a delightful pertness to her small breasts. She was of the nort...