by
Tarbut
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
Don Bobore Tramatza is a Catholic priest who's been sent to a remote town in Sardinia to inspect Don Zuseppe Mendula's parish, as the latter feels guilty of squandering the religious capital of the town.
Don Bobore questions Don Zuseppe: "Zuseppe, I don't understand what are you complaining about. The last vendetta was carried out forty years ago, well befo...
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by
LenardSpencer
on Mar 13, 2018
Humor & Satire
THE SPEECH: Bad Taste – Amplified
Sorry but there is no sex in this tale. The story does get a little risqué with wording and the addition of some rather lewd jokes but nothing that could be described as erotic.
For the jokes I have to credit Jimmy Carr, the British comedy star. I have neither the delivery skill nor aptitude for comedy that he has. I adde...
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by
ANCILLA
on Sep 12, 2017
BDSM
Lori had been raised Catholic, went to parochial grade school, public high school.
After she married and had a child, she began to tell people she was a "recovering Catholic", for she still remembered the Sisters whacking the kids, the boys mostly, with wooden rulers; she remembered watching a nun force one of her schoolmates to keep his hands still inside...
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by
SEVERUSMAX
on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM
"Do you, Elizabeth Michelle Chancery, take this man, Bruce Fitzpatrick Calahan, to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, to love, honor, and obey, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, in poverty, as in wealth, for as long as you both shall live?" the priest asked the rather obviously pregnant and mature br...
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by
SusanJillParker
on Sep 12, 2017
Anal
Please vote. Please give me the support of your vote.
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Sacred albeit salaciously sacrilegious, with Sister Kathryn reluctant at first, Father Thomas has anal sex with Sister Kathryn
Continued from Chapter 4:
'Satan! Be gone. Satan, leave me in peace. Lord God, help me to resist temptation. Lord God, keep me strong against the Devil,' she silently prayed...
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by
libidinal
on Sep 14, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers
Tina had mentioned to Dave a bar she’d heard about that catered to certain sorts of sexual adventurers and suggested she and Dave visit one night to check out the scene. A friend had described it to her and said she occasionally liked to go there with her husband. These two were old fashioned ‘swingers’ and Jane had told Tina that this bar catered to those l...
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Non-Erotic
Hanna arrived a few minutes early to Rockefeller Center where she was supposed to meet Jovita. It was Christmas Eve, or as Hanna liked to call it Erev Christmas, and the famous Christmas tree was up in the plaza. Hanna looked at it as she thought about the change in her attitudes over the past year. A year ago, I wouldn't have looked twice at a Christmas tre...
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by
IrishDude3881
on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire
Author's Note: I had never heard of a nun giving birth to twins, but there's a first time for everything. This is the story of a young Catholic woman who joined a nunnery in a feeble attempt to control her burning sex drive and instead fell pregnant with twins. I suppose the old saying "Once a whore, always a whore" is still valid.
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Karen was a pretty re...
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by
goodhands_4u
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
You come to my office after class, wearing your plaid skirt and white blouse, like a Catholic school girl, only this isn't a Catholic college, making what you're wearing that much hotter.
"Mr. H, I really want to get an A in your class," you say, getting right to the point.
"I'm sure you're close to one, Alli. Just write the last paper as well as your othe...
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by
Samuelx
on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love
Even as I sit through yet another "multiculturalism and tolerance meeting" in downtown Ottawa, watching the Mayor reach out to the Muslim community after yet another Arab guy got locked up for honorably killing a 'westernized' Arab woman, I can't help but wonder at the naïve and exceedingly tolerant mindset of westerners. They have no idea what life is like...
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