The hypocrisy of people sometimes really bugs me. Seriously. Every day, I grow a little more disgusted with humanity. Why can't an asteroid hit the planet and do away with the entire human race? I seriously think the rest of the cosmos would be better off. Everywhere I look, I see people. And shells of people. Three categories of human beings on this world....
Andrea Dworkin has long opposed pornography. She has also rejected erotica. This essay is a refutation of Dworkin's position. Allow me to begin with a quote from a SilkyOne Literotica story, "Silky 09.' Someone tells Silky (the eponymous heroine of the Silky Series) that she is Gorgeous. She reacts: "Gorgeous! Really? You think I'm gorgeous? Why? Do I have...
There are critics of Madonna who say that she shocks for the sake of shock, that she has little substance other than a good sense of fashion. There are some critics who lay blame on her for Britney and Christina, and a fashion that pushes raunchiness rather than classiness. Those critics who level that blow are forgetting one of Madonna's biggest and importa...
"Look, Sean, it appears that our system may have been breached," my old friend Aidan O'Connell told me as he recounted the issues that his Dublin hotel's computer system were experiencing. "You know the clientèle we deal with here, any privacy issue could really hurt our bottom line. I really need your help." "I have plenty of security experts in Ireland an...
Jane was sure she knew Charlie and that she knew him well. After all, she and he had been friends on Facebook for several months now. Thanks to Mark Zuckerberg's ingenuity and generosity, they'd been able to chat and discourse for hours on end without once having actually met one another. And tonight was the evening when, at long last, Jane would actually me...
DISCLAIMER:The stories in the "Celebrity" section of Literotica are all fictional parodies - none are true, nor are they approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the c...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] [No celebrities were harmed in the writing of this composition. This account, of course, is purely harmless fiction; none of these people did or would do any of these actions.] * What's the old, tired, expression: "Well, it was a tough job, but SOMEONE had to do it!" My...
Unlike many of you on LITEROTICA, I have been writing for some 45 years. Now, I am sure that many of you are thinking that I was some kind of child prodigy and some of you are likely thinking I was some kind of child pervert. Ha-Ha. I have always been a reader. I could read, more or less, by the time I entered kindergarten. I knew what a lot of things we...
I woke up Tuesday morning to the sound of my text chime. "Don't forget to water my plants." Still groggy and spent from last night's Skype session, I stumbled into the shower and began my morning routine making sure that I left myself time to water her plants. When I entered her apartment the first thing I noticed was how impeccably clean it was. I decide...
After several weeks of ducking the group, Leonard finally accepted a get together with Sheldon and Amy. Penny and Amy came into the apartment as Sheldon was setting up a board game. Both Penny and Amy were protesting and Penny put in her two cents, "Listen every time we get together we do what you two want to do. Why can't we do something Amy and I like doi...