Celebrities are kidnapped by Somali pirates while celebrating National Nude Day. In a press stunt gone wrong, celebrities are kidnapped by Somali pirates aboard a yacht while celebrating National Nude Day. Hi, I'm Saul Lipski. I'm a talent agent out of Hollywood. I used to be big before I got old, but now, at 65-years-old, I'm in the twilight of my career....
This is a work of complete fiction. It just popped into my brain and I wrote it down. Everyone in this story is of legal age, whoever you are, where ever you are. No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you. No one over legal age should read this for the same reason. Please feel free to repost this in any non-pay site but it would b...
As the name indicates, this is going to be the place where I post short stories or one-shots that have either no place yet in my other works, or simply don't belong in there. Postings will be sporadic, since these things happen only rarely. Feel free to join in if you have something to add but don't think it will fit yet in the main works. Cheers.What's next...
What you are about to read is a piece of fiction. What you are about to read is very disgusting bizarre, gross, and in very bad taste. In other words, after you read this you will surely have to masturbate. To paraphrase “Nice Guy” Eddie; “Lady E was so hot you had to jack off to her at least once.” I don’t really know if the above quote applies to th...
This story might have some plot holes or factual errors. This is a fictional story after all. If you want to nit-pick on it, fine, do so. --- 'Tim, are you coming or not? It's nearly seven!' Eric leaned against his car, asking impatiently. I could see why he was hurrying me along. It was a gloomy morning with a slight mist, not too heavy to have to worry...
Nadine’s Mission #1 This is Story One in the Nadine Jansen, Agent 48EE series. I should have Part 2 done by Sunday. This is a celebrity parody, intended to spoof live persons without inferring, intimating, or representing those person(s) views, sexuality, or activities as actual. Nadine walked into her supervising agent's office ready for her first missio...
Counseling; Chapter 3, an erotic tale by AchtungNight. Celebs: Evan Rachel Wood, Jodie Foster (lookalike). Codes: FF, oral, romance, voy. Standard disclaimer- This story is a satirical fantasy. It is fictional, even though its plot and characters are based on real events and people. All characters based on real people are fictionalized. All celebrities i...
The hospital at Oasis had a shower room which had been hastily converted into a decontamination area. Two shapely doctors in gas masks and skintight latex hazmat suits entered the shower room pushing Adam in front of them. He now wore a latex hazmat suit himself—tailored slightly differently from theirs, but just as form-fitting. The latex doctors had force...
Tom Caley's international stardom had virtually happened overnight. After a few years of minor talent competitions, the 18 year-old's debut album had girls all over the world fawning over him. Those perfect pretty boy looks and soppy love songs made him a natural heartthrob. His audiences (almost all female) screamed for him. Dozens of burly security men wer...
Halle Berry sighed as she got off the camera and sat down in her chair. Her assistant, Melinda ran up with a towel and a bottle of water. Halle took the towel mopping up the sweat, then giving it gently back to Melinda and grabbing the water to drink it down. As she did her phone vibrated, she lowered the bottle which gave the characteristic slurp of mouth d...