This is a CELEBRITY PARODY. No inference should be drawn as to the main character's sexual preferences, activities, or actual sexual acts. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. the FF version of this story was written by both of us. Lila wrote the MF parts of this version. The other version is subtitled ANAL R & R. Nadine shifted in her seat and crossed her legs,...
GOD. I LOVED my new job as an agent. My client, Nicole Kidman, and I were sitting at the bar drinking after the World Premiere of her latest film. "So what did you think of the movie?" "That was your best role yet, hun." I have a thing about calling every lovely celebrity hun. None of them seem to mind. "I really was that good." she interrogated, leaning...
"Oh come on Daphne! He's a perfect ten! Look at those cheekbones!" The two air stewardesses were peeking through the curtain at the A-lister who had just taken his seat ready for take-off on this Atlanta to LAX flight. But Tom's boyish looks were far too clean-cut for Daphne's liking: -"You young girls obsess over silly little boys like that all you want b...
"Hey... where a' fu' are you? I'm come by Frida' night... um... wif twins, MAN! Fu'ing twins..." BEEP! The mechanical voice from my answering machine filled in the details. "Monday... three... twenty... five... AM." I had turned off the ringer on my phone and let the machine take all my calls since I had started on my 'triumphant' book promotion. I was an...
The world sucks. It really does. Of course, most people already figured that one out. My name is Bartleby Conroy, and I was once one of those Chosen Ones whose duty is to make things better. Saving lives and fighting for justice was once my sworn duty. Then, at some point, I realized what I really was fighting for. It was my wake-up call. So I stopped giving...
I'm Jason Connors, I use to just be the average writer down at the Daily News, but ever since my very public relationship with Natalie Portman, I had been turned into a full time celebrity interviewer. Well, actually, in truth I was briefly fired but when Natalie offered to give me the names of several hot shot celebrity managers, I was back in the game, thi...
"I've been thinking about writing this series for quite a while now. Of course, with college, work, and finishing Taylar's Awakening, I decided to wait until something really struck me with this. Well, that wait is over. My next series: an ex-secret agent, who turns to taking any pervy assignment she is given...any. Also, check out my new twitter page. I'll...
Obviously, step one in writing a novel, get an idea. Authors get the question all the time: "How do you come up with your ideas?" Assuming you're not one, I can answer that: Formal viewpoint. Or a functional mentality. For example, Forbes Magazine had a front page cover about how al-Qaeda was losing money, and it suggested that Osama needed a new business...
I've always regarded Sandra my wife as a very loyal person. Granted she was feisty and extremely hot and even though she was already in her forties like me, she had lost none of her spunk. Sandra was very tall for a woman and quite voluptuous. She had heavy breasts, which threatened to burst out of whatever she wore on top no matter the fabric. She had wide,...
Introduction Meeting a world famous celebrity is something that most of us will never experience. Having what can only be described as intimate relations with one is just a dream that most of us have had at some point. Whether it's Madonna or Maradona, we have all fantasised about giving a celebrity a good seeing to. However, for most of us it remains just...