An abrasive train whistle cuts through your gentle sleep. As you groggily open your eyes, you see the familiar antique decor of your private train compartment. The bench across from you is empty. You sigh: it's been a while since you've had any kind of company, human or otherwise. Hopefully, those administrative privileges and the sexual endurance pill the p...
[Update 15/8/2020: I have changed the story mode to Public.] CNN, or Casual Nudity News, is a new magazine launched to report on actresses, singers, and social media influencers who appear naked in public. It is set in an alternate reality that differs from ours in two important ways: Nudity in public, while shocking, is legal. Females are casual, confident...
Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. This is a celebrity parody that in no way represents the behavior of Nadine Jansen, or her activities, sexual preferences, or actions. This a work of FICTION. I wrote this story with lila_luscious; she has another version of the same story, but with a MALE PILOT screwing Nadine (sub-title: Mile High Anal, Mon!) I did...
Note: If you haven't already, read Celebrity Chef Cruise Ch. 01-03 and Celebrity Chef Friends Ch. 01, which are prequels to this story. ***** I didn't have sex with every celebrity chef that I met, but I did meet quite a few of them through Amanda and Katie and, eventually, Giada. I accompanied Amanda or Katie to the occasional event in the culinary world...
There is a TV show titled as above but without the Celebrity word, although there are several programmes with the Celebrity prefix. I thought it could be an interesting, maybe humorous story using celebrity names and changing the format from a dating programme with a twist evident in the title, by adding the 'slebs' and very different twist. It's highly unli...
I'm not the kind of guy who would have sex with just any girl. Even in the most debauched setting, it would require someone with whom I have at least a casual acquaintance. For the physical relationship to progress, so too would the connection between the two of us. In other words, I wouldn't bang a girl just because she is hot or popular. However, there is...
Tuesday, August 4th, 2020 Parent-teacher nights at Sofia Vergara's Summer School for Girls were always a sight to behold. Such evenings at more traditional schools generally made for a rather drab affair, and while crowning moments of such events might include a balding, divorcee English teacher questioning a dumpy housewife about their daughter's choice of...
Celebrity sightings in random places are not the kind of thing that I ever would've expected would happen to me, but sometimes you just happen to be in the right place at the right time. Such was the case with me a short time after the Summer Olympics ended when I decided to visit the local beach to scope out the "talent" for a random hook-up to have some f...