"What's another word for the entrance to a woman's vagina?" Artie Goodwin leaned back in his chair, glancing over at his friend Jack Frazier who was lounging on his couch. Artie's hands were poised over his keyboard prepared to begin typing again as soon as inspiration struck, or Jack answered whichever came first. "Cum catcher? Hairy highway to paradise?"...
Finn had just started his first job as a bell boy at a popular hotel in downtown Florida. His day was going slow, but that's typical for an average first day. Finn was your average kid had just graduated early from High School at the age of 18. He stood about 5' 10" had short length jet black hair and was slightly pudgy. Like every other kid he needed m...
Call me Bob. Call me Bob The Celebrity Ass-Licker. Yes that’s right. I am a 40 year old white man and I lick the assholes of famous women. Of course you’re thinking that I’m nuts and you’re thinking that if it’s true then I must have a disgusting job. The job would be disgusting if I licked the assholes of ugly female celebrities. But the fact of the m...
Weren't the Victorians a peculiar people? It's so funny to look back now and think of a society where a woman displaying her ankles was considered indecent exposure, where underwear covered more of the female body than most outerwear does nowadays, where bathing suits covered a woman from her feet to her neck. In the year 2115, the people of earth look back...
I was a streaker running down the streets naked as I do when I was charged and arrested for doing so and was brought to court on this charge on charge like this. However on the charge of indecent exposure there was to option either face 80 years jail time or walk around in public naked with no clothes on. Here as I heard the options there they I choice the m...
I had gotten back to the US after travelling around Europe for nearly two years. I had decided to relocate in L.A and was looking for a job to pay for my shitty one room apartment. I had already gone through money in my bank account that I had inherited from when my father died. Most of it was spent on travelling and the money that remained was spent on rent...
Slowly you begin to open your eyes, as the rays of early morning sunshine begin to invade your sleep. A couple of months ago this would have bothered you, but as you feel gentle island breeze move across you and hear the hypnotic sounds of oceans waves outside your room, you smile to yourself. Carefully you roll up on your side to find your latest companion...
Chapter 01 - Kate Bosworth I'm Jason Connors, I use to just be the average writer down at the Daily News, but ever since my very public relationship with Natalie Portman, I had been turned into a full time celebrity interviewer. Well, actually, in truth I was briefly fired but when Natalie offered to give me the names of several hot shot celebrity managers,...
When Brie Larson sees that her place on the table is right between Scarlett Johansson and Elizabeth Olsen, she is not happy. It is no secret that she doesn't have a good relationship with those two. Since Brie arrived to the MCU starring in Captain Marvel, her pretentious and unfriendly attitude has turned all the other actors against her, but the two that h...
1. You Drive Me Crazy Any man who tells you that he hasn't ever fantasised about sex with the world's greatest and sexiest pop star Britney Spears is probably lying. After all, who wouldn't give anything they could just for one night with the lithe, hot All-American goddess? Frankly, when it came to Britney, I was no different from any other man, when one o...