I have a confession to make. They say confession is good for the soul, so here I am. Now that I am this hot sex fantasy writer on this sex fantasy website, people have been expecting me to keep coming up with hot stories. But the truth of the matter is, my sex life has not really been all that exciting. If I had to write the Kama Sutra it would only be one p...
Welcome to The Celebrity Replacement Bureau or CRB for short. Here we have started an interesting (illegal) business that we think you might get a kick out of. We have been busy kidnapping celebrities from across the country in various walks of life, from Youtube Stars, to Hollywood Stars to Rock Stars to Politicians, we have the real deal here for you buy....
APRIL 20, 2017: A YACHT IN THE MEDITERRANEAN "Holy shit... Your schlong is just as big as Pamela Anderson claimed on Twitter." The Eurobabe cast her blue-eyed gaze upward, admiring the musclebound physique of the raven-haired Adonis sprawled across the large bed. His appearance could not be described as anything other than devilishly handsome. In particular...
It happened a few years ago, some sort of illness came to. It lasted in people forever with no cure, well no long-lasting cure. These people need to ingest semen at least once a day, and even then once isn't exactly enough. If they don't they start to go through withdrawals and this eventually leads them to death. You, having a medical degree, put together a...
Director Elizabeth Malrow looked at the screen. "So it seems we're missing volunteer's for the Futa Body Models." She said to her chief of staff. Melissa Brun, her chief of staff, nodded "We could go the same route we went for the Male and Female models use celebrities." She said. Elizabeth nodded, "Put out the e-mails, remember we n...
Believe it or not, I fuck celebrities for a living. My name is Michael. I'm a 21 year old bloke, bisexual, who has the best job in the world. Yes, you heard right. I fuck celebrities. You see, it all began when I met this rich guy. And I mean FUCKING rich. This man could probably buy most of the countries in the world. For security's purpose, I cannot tel...
CELEB BORDELLO, starring JENNIFER ANISTON Filming of the second season of Friends had just wrapped up. Shooting of the third season would not commence for a couple of months. Jennifer Aniston was having a late lunch with an old time friend, Sarah, a journalist. "It's nice that you can make time for old friends now that you're so famous." Sarah joked. "You...
Camp Huffington is a very special camp where a lot of embarrassing pranks had, has, will have been told, and maybe you're the protagonist of that embarrassing stories, if you don't care about not suffering any prank. Your parents brings you to make you spend more time in contact with nature, and less in front of the computer and in the shopping. Since you're...
The Escort Jose Pena had spent almost a year working in a male strip club. Shortly after his 19th birthday, he, after a teacher he was sleeping with suggested it, decided to try his hand at stripping. He found a male strip club for women and quickly got a job there. Almost instantly he became the most popular dancer there. It helped that the young Mexican-Am...
“Now we have finished recognising each other’s holes” you say “it’s time to move onto the final quick-fire round.” You, John Doe, cannot believe your luck. To celebrate some TV landmark, which you could not care less about, ITV2 ran a video competition to become the “Celebrity Juice” presenter for one night. The film you made got you into the final 10 and th...