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Thank you for your interest in Love Dolls: the customizable companion you deserve! Over the last several years we’ve been hard at work refining our flagship product. Say goodbye to the shiftless, rubbery statues of yesteryear - the modern Love Doll is fleshy, fun and, most importantly, fulfilling! ...But don’t just take our word for it. Consider this: in onl...
Jared's mom is a nice person. She is friendly and has a lot of friends in high places. It's the first summer after our graduation. Jared and I had spent time with each other before in school, and I knew his mom was friends with some celebrities, (she apparently knew T-Pain before he was famous, and John Mayer was a family friend.) But I really didn't expec...
Best Buddy's Sexual Peccadillo A group of men sit around talking candidly about their sex lives. I'm Paul, the host of this party. Thanks for stopping by to read my story. We were all sitting around the big screen watching the Super Bowl one year. I had invited all of my best buddies to watch the game with me. There were 21 of us guys, including me. Our w...
It happened a few years ago, some sort of illness came to. It lasted in people forever with no cure, well no long-lasting cure. These people need to ingest semen at least once a day, and even then once isn't exactly enough. If they don't they start to go through withdrawals and this eventually leads them to death. You, having a medical degree, put together a...
Camp Huffington is a very special camp where a lot of embarrassing pranks had, has, will have been told, and maybe you're the protagonist of that embarrassing stories, if you don't care about not suffering any prank. Your parents brings you to make you spend more time in contact with nature, and less in front of the computer and in the shopping. Since you're...
The Escort Jose Pena had spent almost a year working in a male strip club. Shortly after his 19th birthday, he, after a teacher he was sleeping with suggested it, decided to try his hand at stripping. He found a male strip club for women and quickly got a job there. Almost instantly he became the most popular dancer there. It helped that the young Mexican-Am...
Counseling; Chapter 4, an erotic tale by AchtungNight. Celebs: Erika Christensen, Marisol Nichols. Codes: FF, toys, romance, violence. Standard disclaimer- This story is a satirical fantasy. It is fictional, even though its plot and characters are based on real events and people. All characters based on real people are fictionalized. All celebrities in...
What you are about to read is a piece of fiction. What you are about to read is very disgusting bizarre, gross, and in very bad taste. In other words, after you read this you will surely have to masturbate. To paraphrase “Nice Guy” Eddie; “Lady E was so hot you had to jack off to her at least once.” I don’t really know if the above quote applies to th...
Celebs: Erika Christensen, Alicia Witt. Codes: FF, oral, romance. Standard disclaimer- This story is a satirical fantasy. It is fictional, even though its plot and characters are based on real events and people. All characters based on real people are fictionalized. All celebrities in the story are impersonated — poorly. I, the author, have no actual conne...