This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about celebrities at gloryholes... It stars Kim Kardashian... Enjoy Kim Kardashian stood in a bathroom stall. She wore a skin tight, low cut, cream colored dress and cream colored stripper pumps. She's the host of my new series about celebrities at gloryholes. She's the perfect host and the perfect wo...
What you are about to read is a piece of fiction. What you are about to read is very disgusting bizarre, gross, and in very bad taste. In other words, after you read this you will surely have to masturbate. To paraphrase “Nice Guy” Eddie; “Lady E was so hot you had to jack off to her at least once.” I don’t really know if the above quote applies to th...
My finger shook nervously as I held it over the Enter key on my computer. Gawd, what was I thinking? What if someone recognized me? I adjusted my mask to make sure no one could see my face. At the time I bought the Paris Hilton mask I thought it would be hilarious to portray one of the most famous online sex celebrities of all time. Now that the time had com...
When Pamela returned from Dallas, she was all smiles in her greeting to her mother: "Wow Mom that was some present for my eighteenth birthday! I could not think of a better one. Thank you! Thank you! I had a blast. But my aren't you the sly one? I understand you have achieved some fame yourself amongst certain circles." Hannah blushed but she was not too p...
Thursday, July 2nd, 2020 "This is gonna be fun!" said Bailee Madison; the brunette actress pulling open a party size bag of Lay's potato chips and dumping them into a blue plastic bowl. "Mmhmm," her roommate and fellow sophomore, Katelyn Nacon agreed. "I'm excited! I hope these freshman girls are as much fun as we are." "I'm sure they will be," said Ba...
I didn't mind shelling out money for the Philadelphia Comic Con in my hometown, which I did pretty much every year. I did raise a few eyebrows when my best friend Joel insisted I shell out $350 for two VIP experience tickets, though. It was good for four days, yet Joel was only interested in one day. On Saturday, June 2, Hayden Panettiere of 'Heroes' fame w...
I'm Jason Connors, I use to just be the average writer down at the Daily News, but ever since my very public relationship with Natalie Portman, I had been turned into a full time celebrity interviewer. Well, actually, in truth I was briefly fired but when Natalie offered to give me the names of several hot shot celebrity managers, I was back in the game, thi...
It was Friday afternoon and I had just gotten off work. As you might expect, it was nice to be able to finally relax after a pretty taxing week. A client sprung a huge job on us and wanted it done way earlier than we could realistically do, so everybody was doing overtime trying to pick up the slack. It was a chaotic mess, but it was finally all over. Now I...
Jared's mom is a nice person. She is friendly and has a lot of friends in high places. It's the first summer after our graduation. Jared and I had spent time with each other before in school, and I knew his mom was friends with some celebrities, (she apparently knew T-Pain before he was famous, and John Mayer was a family friend.) But I really didn't expec...
I have written a variety of captions and posted them to BDSMLR over the past year. Recently, I decided that I would try sharing some of the captions here on CHYOA for people to write continuations or alternate branches if the captions catch their interest. These captions involve celebrities, historical figures, and original characters. The content most often...