Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...
The taxi drew up in front of her home and Cheryl tried to conceal her grimace at the sight of her lit up mansion. As the vehicle came to a stop she also tried to hide her annoyance as she turned to her 'friend' Sarah beside her on the back seat of the taxi. Friend being a very misleading description for their relationship as there was little love lost betwee...
It's been a week since my unbelievable encounter with Olivia Wilde, and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't been thinking about it everyday since. As much as I was hoping for a chance to actually fuck her, Olivia had already left the resort with her family a few days after. I didn't get the chance to see her after that evening either. However, to my surprise, sh...
The following story is fiction, written purely for entertainment purposes and not based on any actual event. Please enjoy reading: "Jilnar Jardaly's Sexual Healing" ***** Hey gang! I've heard about this amazing site so thought I'd share an amazing experience I've had with the gorgeous Jilnar Jardaly slut. After a couple of tours in Iraq (I'm a US mari...
This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about celebrities at gloryholes... It stars Kim Kardashian... Enjoy Kim Kardashian stood in a bathroom stall. She wore a skin tight, low cut, cream colored dress and cream colored stripper pumps. She's the host of my new series about celebrities at gloryholes. She's the perfect host and the perfect wo...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
500 big ones, I just fucked Emma Watson and got $500 dollars. This was the job one could only dream of and honestly with how much I was paid, I could see why this is a celebrity based service and not for the lonely housewife. But I have no qualms against it as I see my services as a key part of Hollywood. I have sex with women who are either lonely, visiting...
Beyonce Knowles sighs heavily. She has tried her best but it is no use, she just can't drift off to sleep and she knows why. It's ironic really, the day has been long and tomorrow is promising to be even longer so she made the mature decision to go to bed alone so she could catch up on her sleep, and yet here she is lying awake unable to stop thinking about...
You know his name. Of course you know him. All of America knows him, or thinks they do because he's in their homes once a week, at least. My claim to fame is that only I know him inside and out, through and through. So why can I say what I just said, about America's favorite comedian and writer? Because he owns me, and won't let me leave. There. That's Jay...
If you're reading this and you don't understand that the Celebrity category is fictional and not meant to hurt or represent said celebrity in any truthful way, then you probably shouldn't be reading it. Thanks to Duane for the suggestion and inspiration... * Angie had given her husband ample opportunity to come clean. She had asked him in about a hundred...