I was a streaker running down the streets naked as I do when I was charged and arrested for doing so and was brought to court on this charge on charge like this. However on the charge of indecent exposure there was to option either face 80 years jail time or walk around in public naked with no clothes on. Here as I heard the options there they I choice the m...
Slowly you begin to open your eyes, as the rays of early morning sunshine begin to invade your sleep. A couple of months ago this would have bothered you, but as you feel gentle island breeze move across you and hear the hypnotic sounds of oceans waves outside your room, you smile to yourself. Carefully you roll up on your side to find your latest companion...
Chapter 01 - Kate Bosworth I'm Jason Connors, I use to just be the average writer down at the Daily News, but ever since my very public relationship with Natalie Portman, I had been turned into a full time celebrity interviewer. Well, actually, in truth I was briefly fired but when Natalie offered to give me the names of several hot shot celebrity managers,...
When Brie Larson sees that her place on the table is right between Scarlett Johansson and Elizabeth Olsen, she is not happy. It is no secret that she doesn't have a good relationship with those two. Since Brie arrived to the MCU starring in Captain Marvel, her pretentious and unfriendly attitude has turned all the other actors against her, but the two that h...
This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about celebrities at gloryholes... It stars Kim Kardashian... Enjoy Kim Kardashian stood in a bathroom stall. She wore a skin tight, low cut, cream colored dress and cream colored stripper pumps. She's the host of my new series about celebrities at gloryholes. She's the perfect host and the perfect wo...
What you are about to read is a piece of fiction. What you are about to read is very disgusting bizarre, gross, and in very bad taste. In other words, after you read this you will surely have to masturbate. To paraphrase “Nice Guy” Eddie; “Lady E was so hot you had to jack off to her at least once.” I don’t really know if the above quote applies to th...
My finger shook nervously as I held it over the Enter key on my computer. Gawd, what was I thinking? What if someone recognized me? I adjusted my mask to make sure no one could see my face. At the time I bought the Paris Hilton mask I thought it would be hilarious to portray one of the most famous online sex celebrities of all time. Now that the time had com...
Thursday, July 2nd, 2020 "This is gonna be fun!" said Bailee Madison; the brunette actress pulling open a party size bag of Lay's potato chips and dumping them into a blue plastic bowl. "Mmhmm," her roommate and fellow sophomore, Katelyn Nacon agreed. "I'm excited! I hope these freshman girls are as much fun as we are." "I'm sure they will be," said Ba...
I didn't mind shelling out money for the Philadelphia Comic Con in my hometown, which I did pretty much every year. I did raise a few eyebrows when my best friend Joel insisted I shell out $350 for two VIP experience tickets, though. It was good for four days, yet Joel was only interested in one day. On Saturday, June 2, Hayden Panettiere of 'Heroes' fame w...
I'm Jason Connors, I use to just be the average writer down at the Daily News, but ever since my very public relationship with Natalie Portman, I had been turned into a full time celebrity interviewer. Well, actually, in truth I was briefly fired but when Natalie offered to give me the names of several hot shot celebrity managers, I was back in the game, thi...