This is my version of sexual etiquette. Keep in mind that this is the "Humor and Satire" category, please. My last submission got some negative feedback because I enjoy writing about the battle of the sexes all in good fun and a few people wanted to turn it into a political debate. So just try to have fun with it and don't take life so seriously. Enjoy! GUY...
Duncan Cyrus, age 20, Widow Over the Christmas Break I went home. I go home for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Labor Day Weekend, but sometimes for Spring Break. I usually stay around the house and do homework mostly. It's quiet at my childhood home. My parents are usually out and about doing their thing ever since I left for college. Even during the work we...
At a point in our acquaintance, Sherry and I enjoyed some kind of sexual activity daily. She had fallen into a regiment after waking of exercise, a beautification ritual, followed by my special massage (especially designed to reduce stretch marks and cellulite), and pleasuring by yours truly. On occasional mornings, she would be much more lustful and sensua...
Hi, my name is Cherise and this is an event that happened to my husband and myself about three years ago. I was 57 and my husband Rick was 60. We had been married for 38 years. My husband is one of a family of four, with two brothers and one sister. He is the oldest and his brother Brian is the second oldest. Brian is the same age as I am and was born with...
Zainab was an ebony BBW with a cute face that looked much younger than she really was (she was in her late 30s) with a wide smile and a soft voice; on top of that she had a really fat ass that gave anyone lucky enough to stand behind her not only a show of her thong but a nice cushion to rest their boners. Although she was always fully covered by loose-fitti...
Janice stood in front of the mirror, staring at herself. She had turned twenty yesterday and her mother had bought her a new blouse and skirt. She turned around and around, smiling at her reflection. She looked beautiful. She looked healthy. She looked perfect. "Still too fat." She looked around, wondering where the voice had come from. A look into the mir...
when i was separated from my husband i dated a boy, later moved in with him. his name isn't important. he wasn't either, come to think of it. we had a class together and we were both married, maybe missing out on something, or so we thought. we did a lot of lying [verbally and sexually] together, something which binds the less pure of heart. he was a sweet...
She was out of my league. She used me. She deemed me inferior and treated me so. She slept around as she needed real men. She had four children. Only one had my DNA, but they were all mine. Her bulls humiliated me. My kids heard it. I struggled. My kids were sympathetic. My kids helped. She changed as she aged. So did I. My league grew more fun....
(Note: This is part two of a story about me and my beautiful, full figured sister-in-law Niki.) * It was the most amazing experience of my life, and now I was totally worn out, sweaty, satisfied, and in love. My beautiful sister-in-law Niki had just kissed, and sucked, my cock until it exploded into her mouth. Niki's leopard print bra was still open, wi...
A COUPLE FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL "So many of the women in swing clubs spread easier than Skippy Smooth." ― Anonymous Her tits were bigger — and more interesting to me — than the recent demise of American Top 40 DJ Casey Kasem. Hence, I grabbed those babies with as much glee as a shoplifter does merchandise, in a convenience store sporting no security...