Just as Alfalfa and Spanky of Our Gang, The Little Rascals, were when Darla scorned their advances, I am a proud member in good standing of the Women Hater Club. If you could see me, I would show you my card, which has my photo, identification number, and the date when I joined the club. Okay, I've only been a member since yesterday but I plan on staying a m...
A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition are factual and may be found in any good 40 pound dictionary....
Written purely for laughs for a girlfriend. But she wants to see her name on Literotica, so here goes. Don't expect great literature in this one. Gary Farnham paced back and forth across his living room, with cell phone in hand. He knew full well that neither the inquiries he was making nor the rut he was trampling into his carpet would accomplish anyth...
I was beginning to get worried when he didn't call me that night. Javon was never like this, he always called, and it had been over 3 hours. I tried calling him back but apparently, the phone was busy because all I kept hearing was the dial tone. Where the hell was he? Javon and I had been dating for 6 months and things between us were very serious. We had...
Why Black Women Need Black Men With all of the stuff going on out there in the world, it's easy for one to feel like you're going crazy. Especially if you're a Black person just trying to get by in the maddened world that is North America. All we hear is talk of Black men getting in trouble over females, especially shady white broads. A world-renowned Black...
The super liner Queen Mary 2, was 1,132 feet long, carried 2,620 passengers and 1,253 crew members. It was essentially the size of a skyscraper landed on its side. Possibly the biggest liner of its kind in the world. It was, simply, big. However, off the Eastern Coast of Africa, it was merely a great big target. Abdi Barre smiled at the super liner. He was...
Temptation comes to test the faith of the true believer, the noble Quran teaches this. I sighed as I entered the women's section of the Masjid, I spotted my friend Alimah already at prayer. She knelt, then bent all the way down, kissing the emerald carpeted floor. Don't look at her big butt, I silently told myself. Oops, too late. Why must temptation always...
CHAPTER ONE: Sarah was nineteen and in her sophomore year in college. It was Friday night the week before Halloween and Sarah was planning on attending a huge frat Halloween party. Sarah was one of the most beautiful girls on campus. She had long blonde hair, thick lips and a body that would make any girl jealous. She reached maturity earlier then most girl...
* * * * * * From Porn Next Door: chapter 1 (She needed a cock fast). I hold the door open and she steps inside and nervously clears her throat. "I know it's early, and you don't really know me, but," she hesitates, then blurts out, "But I desperately need to suck your cock." "How do you like your warm up?" Jill says sweetly, joining me on the sofa while S...
I want to share my sexual experience. My name is Anil and presently I am 25 yrs old. Me and my parents live in delhi. Once during my summer vacations, we planned a trip to bangalore. The reason was that my parents wanted to buy some property in bangalore, as it is our hometown. We stopped at mathura because one of my cousin brothers is staying in mathura wit...