*If you can't look in a mirror and laugh at yourself, cut off the light* (A special nod to BR for his help with all kinds of trivia and input in this chapter; a big thanks to Frontma for the editing ) (Yes, this tale is supposed to be somewhat humorous and outrageous too. While not always comedic I'd like to think it is mostly a good-natured romp.) (I mak...
Kim stood with her arms crossed and her head bowed. Every so often she looked up at Justin, who looked just as uncomfortable. They answered more questions from the fire department and a pudgy police officer. They waited impatiently while one man took notes. Kim felt her irritation rise when the firefighter asked her the same question for the umpteenth time....
This is dedicated to Vermilion, for the inspiration that her upcoming wedding gave me. Fortunately, my college roommate and the ditz that he's marrying are "like, so totally sexually compatible" as to invite comparisons with the great romantic couples of history, real and otherwise. That's Kendra's take, anyway. She's the ditz. Among the couples she lists:...
A curious sensation woke Dan up early that Tuesday morning. At first he wasn't sure where the sensation was coming from or what was causing this unexpected feeling. As his grogginess quickly evaporated, Dan realized that the sensations were coming from his penis - and testicles. His beautiful girlfriend, Monica, had been squeezing and teasing him in his slee...
Ned Hawke seated himself at his desk. He pushed aside the opened books and unanswered letters. His head descended into his hands. Today had been a disaster, a complete and utter catastrophe. He should never have taken Nightingale to that horrible place with its fleas and dust. He had disappointed her, he knew, and in doing so had disappointed himself. He sho...
1. The glass door had a faux-bronze handle and the words "Has Bean's" stenciled on it in some non-specific ye-olde font. "Cute," thought Jennifer Sutcliff, nee Ludlow, as she paused in front of the suburban strip-mall coffee shop; "kind of moronic, but cute." She could feel her heartbeat in the back of her throat. "Oh heck, Jen, get a grip on yourself!" She...
This adventure is set in England around 1750, when the Hellfire Clubs were the rage. Sexual escapades were the norm with these groups. Hope you enjoy this tale, as I've taken a bit of a break from some of my other stories. Sometimes you just have to play in other genres! Wordwytch It started out as such a lark. Hide and seek in Lord Sheridan's labyrinth...
I was in the middle of preparing my evening meal when the phone rang. It was my dear sister Phoebe who as soon as I got the receiver to my ear sounded off about her latest ailment. "You what...?" "Been to the doctor...?" "What is it...?" "Ah, pain in the tummy." "It's not...!" "Oh, a touch of indigestion... I'm..." From the upstairs flat came the...
Chapter 1: Elise and Rostand With mounting dread I ascend the stairs to Rostand’s studio. A chill wind rises, swirling about my bare thighs, seeking to conquer the places my lover cannot. What will it be today? What will he demand of me? It will be the same, I fear. It always is. How have I come to this place of dismay I wonder, not for the first time. The...
This is my sixth installment on my first submission. I would like to thank Redwing2655, LKHooker, and MarionRed for their editing help. I hope you enjoy. ***** Saturday 10/28/2006 ***** Hello, my name is Paul Beckson. I found out that my wife Tonya was having an affair ten days ago. My wife had also given me Chlamydia. Last week, my marriage was annulled,...