The astute reader will see some apparent inconsistencies between the implied era of the story and other cultural references. C'est la vie! ***** My name is Dick. I am a dick and I got one. A trifecta, if you will. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Dick Taggart, Private Investigator. At least that's what the sign on the door says. Mostly, I track down cheat...
These are the kind of parties I rarely attend. They are to fancy and to full of self-important people for me to keep up an engaging and pleasant demeanor for more than a half hour. This party had all the typical hallmarks: overpaid piano player, servers wearing faux-tuxedos, under-whelming hors d'oeuvres, and cheap champagne served in crystal flutes. My firs...
Caught in the glitz and glow of his VR headset, Takafumi ignores the new weight climbing up his legs. Hips and thighs and more. Scooching cheek first right onto his lap. Takafumi grunts. More instinct than awareness. His body gives more a shit than he does. Flinching. Stiffening with alarm. Muscles contracting and constricting to the point he's gripped up th...
Estelle looked up in surprise, "Maurice?!?!" She gasped." Maurice Sr looked down at the shocked expression on his wife's face, smiled and hugged her close. "Yes, my love. I'm home. And I've missed you." He replied with a smile. All Estelle could do was look at him in shocked silence. Sr. took advantage of that, bent down and kissed Estelle on the lips. T...
What day is it?" the man asked in passable Spanish. "Sabado," the young boy cleaning his windshield said with a laugh. Saturday. Lee had been on the road for 7 days if his hung over brain was working correctly. The week was a blur of driving and drinking himself into a stupor nightly. Lee had been traveling alone and well off the tourist path. The whole s...
Classical music played in the background, soft and slow but audible between the clinking of glasses and the casual chatter of the attendees. Men dressed in suits mingled with those dressed more casually, yet no one looked anything but professional. There wasn't a single outfit worn that cost less than ten thousand dollars, from the shoes to the pants to the...
GUY WANTS HOUSEMAID A guy who has lost his interest in sex after two marriages (four children but all taken into legal custody by their moms) who miraculously has retained a fine home and great SUV would like the company of a woman around his age (40) willing to sleep with him but not required for sex. Must cook, clean, do the laundry and mow the lawns whil...
As I sit here staring at the dim glow of a computer screen, trying to collect my erroneous thoughts onto metaphorical paper, I am unsure of where to begin my story. To start from the beginning would be too long, so I'll start from the middle. My wife Julie and I have been married for 7 years. She is without a doubt a wonderful woman and caring wife. She and...
The Idea Janette had been a little worried lately. Alan had been busy at work for the past few months and had not been paying her as much attention as she would have liked. She was beginning to feel a little insecure of her own femininity and was wondering if Alan might have a little something on the side. She herself had been busy at the lab recently and d...
March 26th You're beggin' me to go, you're makin' me stay, why do you hurt me so bad? It would help me to know, do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing you've had? "Love Is A Battlefield" ...Pat Benatar The thirty minute drive to the airport was rather nerve wracking, despite the lack of traffic. My heart pounding so hard I could feel it echo in m...