You can either blame or thank Waratah and Tennesseered for this one. ~~~~ One of my brother's favourite hobbies is whinging about how much farmer's whinge. It's worse when he's drunk or emotional, and on the day of my parents' wake, he was both. The mourners had all long since departed and it was just us kids and our partners. The food had been cleared...
"And knowing that you always sleep naked is meant to make it easier for me to cope at night?" We shared the same surname and the conference centre had assumed we were married. No matter that I had booked a single room over a year ago. Suzie had booked at the last minute as had a number of others providing the organisers and the centre with some logistical h...
"Frank, what happened?" Terry asked with concern in his voice. "Who cares what happened. Send me the Goddamn Marine. I want that bitch's entrails to be scattered all over the place." My voice was deadpanned, yet filled with venom and anger, if that were possible. Like a serial killer trying to explain to his victim why he was doing what he was doing. The...
Note - this story is a romance. There is some sex in it, but if you're looking for something with tons of explicit sex scenes, this story isn't it. ***** It all started with my divorce. My name is Jacob, and I'm a 40ish nerd who made it good. I'm generally fit, but not at all muscular, about 5'10" and 160 pounds. I'd partnered with a couple of college frie...
There are many curses still lingering from the ancient world, in an era when mankind understood that the universe was meant to be understood not as a matter of reason, but through the articles of faith – which is to say, not understood very well at all. It was an era of gods and goddesses, inimitable blessings and unfathomable horrors, artifacts and monsters...
I'm supposed to be here working and yet I find myself staring at this clock every Friday. 4:55pm. Only five more minutes until my favorite part of the day. Everyone will leave the office for the day and Erica, my secretary, will come in to give me the last of the paperwork then fuck me into next Tuesday. She's all I think about now ever since that day a few...
My wife Diane and I have been married for 23 years. She was 20 and I was 21 when we got married. After 4 kids it's amazing that she still has her 36D 24 36 figure. I know all our men friends would like to grab hold of her. I overheard a couple guys talking once about wanting to get her lipstick on their dipstick. They thought it was funny as hell. They didn'...
Tom sat with his head in his hands on the bed trying to understand what has happened. Last night he witnessed his wife of twenty five years being publicly humiliated and her having sex with another man. It was a fantasy of theirs and he had done everything he could to bring it to fruition. He admitted it was even better than every scenario he and Lori had ac...
This is a true story. Years ago while in the Army, my wife Mary and I were living in Government housing in Germany. We had been married for over 10 years. Mary was a "good" Catholic girl when we first got married, and was a virgin on our wedding night. Throughout our marriage Mary made it plain that she considered sex more of a duty then something that sho...
The next morning I was up early. There was a car rental place about a mile from my house, so I decided an early morning hike would do me good. I had already left a message that I would be a little late for work. It took longer than I had anticipated for me to finish the damn paper work and actually drive the car off the lot. I planned on stopping at home for...