The Dogs of War: An Animated Film Sony Pictures logo Universal logo "Death may be the greatest of human blessings" - Socrates Chapter One: The Backstory This story follows the story of David, a Dalmatian dog. His fat asian owner beats and starves him. David comes up with a plan, and executes said plan. He nudges the remote with his snout, and the owner...
He walked into the room. His dick twitched as he looked at her laying there with the covers around her waist. The soft rays of first light fell across her chocolate skin where one crest of her full breasts had been bared by the opening in her gown. His mouth watered wanting to taste her sweetness. He walked over and kneeled beside the bed. He raised his hand...
How to Prepare, Eat and Enjoy MREs (Chapter 02) Well, presuming you have read chapter one of How to Prepare, Eat and Enjoy MREs, you are ready to begin eating. Actually, if you are like me, you started eating the snacks and bread before your meal had time to fully heat, but either way you actually are in for a treat. Yes, once you pour your heated food pouc...
Urban Oddballs: Mini to Savory Slut Edited by Thegreat_pretender "Okay, so should I call you Shay from now on?" Gaxi asked as her hand was being clasped by Bizzy. "Yes please! Big sis Annry gave me that name and I want to use it," Shay peeped as she walked alongside Bizzy and Gaxi, her hand also being held by Bizzy. "Well regardless, I'm happy to have y...
Duncan Cyrus, age 27, Pick Up It was one of those weekdays. You know, tired of the rut you're in. I get up, cook a breakfast sandwich, hygiene and before-work-prep, go to work, work the 9 to 5, go to gym, come home, hygiene, recreational activity, bed - repeat, repeat, repeat. I did this for months, and at first I didn't even notice it. I mean, my place is...
It was past midnight when we landed in Denver, but the airport was surprisingly full of people for the late hour. Apparently we weren't the only ones stranded in Denver on what was now officially Christmas Eve. We moved through the airport efficiently, and twenty minutes later my wife and I, and her newfound friend Lisa, were standing outside the terminal wi...
This is a real email conversation. It started as normal banter. By the end of it, neither of us could type too well... ---------------------------------------- The Prince wrote: I don't like Tuesdays. It stands for nothing. Monday is the beginning of the week. Wed is the middle of the week. Thu is day before Friday and Fri is "WHOOO-HOOO its FRIDAY". Tues...
Yes, I admit it, I was hard up, hard up big time, but that still doesn't mitigate the fact that right there, as I was quick frying some tortillas to make enchiladas, I had one of the most incredible sexual experiences of my life. Undoubtedly, if my girlfriend had not been away for over three weeks or if I had strayed a bit, perhaps visiting the sheets of any...
The next day was a blur for James, as he woke up feeling nauseous and tried to wash the stink of feces off his body. It helped a little, but the emotional pain of the previous day's events were stuck to him. At least they'll leave me alone for today, he thought hopefully. He tried to make toast and eggs for breakfast, but found his appetite was gone, as the...
Well, there you have it, the title says it all. How many times in life have I heard those words? Crazy and Bitch, that is. Two of the most generic and unoriginal words in the English language. Individually, they can be meant to hurt, but sometimes terms of endearment. You know, like "you're so crazy, Girl!" or "You bitch! Why haven't you called me?" But in c...