NOTE: this submission is a test of the Lit site features. Read further at your own risk (or if you're really into meat products)! * * * * * Spicy jalapeno bacon ipsum dolor amet shank prosciutto turkey tongue, alcatra kevin beef pancetta pork loin bresaola andouille cupim short ribs short loin beef ribs. Capicola porchetta jerky shoulder pig andouille done...
Author's note: Please vote and tell me what you think of my recipes. I may not reply to all the feedback, but I do enjoy reading most of it. Your comments are always welcome. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! In the last two parts of this series, I have covered an entire carne guisada meal for a crowd and I have hopefully helped you make red bean...
Looking into the mirror, I stared at the chicken as the chicken stared back because I was that chicken. I knew then that nothing I would ever do for the rest of my life would be as monumentally bat shit bonkers as the thing I was about to do right now. I turned and faced my boyfriend who was sat naked on the end of the bed pumping his fist up and down his s...
Caitlin was waking up in her bed. She yawned as she stretched her arms over her head. She climbed out of her bed, wearing a blue onesie bodysuit. She walked over to the bathroom, where she took a deep and long shower. Wrapping a towel around her body, she walked into her bedroom and noticed a note on her table, written by her mother. "Good morning my love,"...
(c) GratefulFred Part 1 Working for the FDA wasn't the ideal job I set out to do, but it was a job like any job - it paid the bills. I was assigned to the poultry division and further categorized in the fried foods department. Seemed kind of boring considering that, off the record, we really couldn't go accuse any of those big chains of any wrongdoing and...
The sun hadn’t yet arisen when Tracey and Buttercup were woken by Zeta, who was naked like everyone else, slightly podgy with a mass of black curly hair which flowed in ringlets to half-way down her back. She stood at the doorway with a very broad grin looking at the two girls whose only source of warmth through the night had been from each other’s closely e...
Malcolm eased the big Chrysler off Larry's street and continued west until he hit the entrance ramp to the highway. Driving faster than everyone else around him, his idea of merging with traffic was to launch his car off the on ramp as if his big Chrysler was a race car reentering the track on the restart of race. When he planted his size 16 shoe on the gas...
Alex got up early, made breakfast for himself and Bubbles, got her situated in her crate, and then sped off to his office. As quickly as possible he took care of the last few things that needed to be taken care of, attended what seemed like the longest client meeting in the history of the world, verified with his boss that his vacation started Monday, and wa...
I'm planning to expand on the character costumization later, but first I want to focus on adding chapters. Leave a comment at the branch where you most want the next chapter! Also, please comment on my writing style, pacing, and point out my mistakes/plot holes. Feel free to add on to the story yourself if you please. It's been way too long since you last we...
FOOD and SEX TV - Episode One - Caribbean Chicken "Today on Food and Sex TV we are going to make a Caribbean Chicken Jerk with Rice. Cook it in a single pot. It's quick, it's easy, and it's delicious," said Skyler into Camera One. "Jerk," said Naomi smiling into Camera Two, "like in jerk-off?" "No," the beautiful black haired, mocha colored twenty somethi...