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Vampire: Next Monday

by emap on Sep 12, 2017
NonHuman

If you didn't read the first do so then read this one. They don't really work well stand alone sorry. Do vote, not voting is rather lazy don't you think, I admit if you think it really sucks I don't mind you not voting. Color me weird. ;) * I wake up this Monday quite happy I am finally going to the shooting range with Peter. Something about training and t...

Emap Ch. 08

by emap on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Running on the interstate at about the same speed as the traffic the size of it is always amazing to me, I wonder why exactly I was called out there. Yes it was unusual, but family squabbles are not really anything I should be called on to solve. Reaching the overpass I scoot across the highway and drop down onto the landing pad they had been gracious enough...

Emap Ch. 03

by emap on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I am dashing around in the kitchen, Sally and Wilma telling me to slow down. Tony walks past when there is a knock at the door he looks over at me then takes my hand and drags me along to the door. When the door opens I see Constance standing there with another woman. I have to look twice to realize it is the policewoman who had volunteered to pick up the mo...

Secret Chili Recipe

by Winemaker on Sep 15, 2017
Group Sex

It was early on an August Saturday and already the temperature was pushing a hundred. I had been at the pool doing laps before the sunbathers started to show up and it got crowded. As I approached the stairwell, I could see the two of them trying to get their new sofa up the stairs. It was a bit more than they could handle. I asked if I could lend a hand, an...

Posole: Pork Butt Love

by Arancini_Love on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Ever heard of Posole? Mexico's unheard of national dish (everyone thinks "mole' is their national dish....too much "Food Network" B.S. They are wrong. Posole is everywhere). Baby, you have some time to burn today? Raining and windy...kinda shitty outside. You like it when I call you baby, don't you. Hand on your cheek. This will take a bit of time, but i...

Parasols Magazine - Cooking for Two

by JimBob44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. ***** Valerie Elswell, Editor In Chief of Parasols magazine was watching her favorite soap opera when an extremely annoying commercial began. She switched the channel and happened across 'The Cast Iron Stomach,' a cooking show on Channel 12, a local inde...

Revenge of the Nerd Ch. 45

by rpsuch on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

The next day we were talking about how to tell his parents, when I found myself confused over a small, yet important detail. "Jeff, did one of us propose?" He thought about it. He started shaking his head slowly. His shoulders came up in an unhurried shrug. Finally, he answered. "I don't think so." "Hmmm," I hummed. "Ashley, will you marry me?" I smile...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Bette's Beer Shampoo

by PAPATOAD on Jun 10, 2019
Loving Wives

There is no sex in this story. There is no dialog in this story. *** It was eight years ago when my wife Marsha got her first shipment of Bette's Beer Shampoo. I didn't understand what all of the excitement was about as she tore open the UPS box, but she was happy, so I was happy. Six brown containers of shampoo that looked exactly like long neck beer bot...

Moving to a Retirement Community Ch. 10

by JJgreenville on Sep 16, 2017
Mature

I woke to the sound of the shower going the next morning. Apparently I needed the extra sleep. Looking at the clock on the bedside table I saw that I'd been out almost 12 hours. I got up and went into the bathroom, and found Rob sitting the chair I'd left in there yesterday. He was enjoying the water from all three showerheads, much like I would do somet...