Today is the six-month anniversary of the morning show, Naked TV. Janice Washington and Dan Colbert are sitting in their usual seats waiting for the countdown for the show to begin. Up until this show, they had appeared on camera totally naked; Janice had never even worn ear rings. Today would be a little different. As a means of celebrating the occasion,...
My best friend Belinda was upset. Her husband had just left her, and he told her she was a dud in bed, and that was the reason he was leaving. She was shattered and needed some confidence, so I decided to help her out. I told my husband of my plans, and he was more than happy to help out and let me do this special thing for Bel as she tried to come to grips...
Usually when I'm planning an overseas holiday I've got cultural destinations in mind, but the miserable spring weather had been leaving me desperate for a warmer climate. A websearch soon led to a bargain last minute holiday in Benidorm. I'd never been to this famous, or should that be infamous British holiday destination. For once I was just looking to rela...
My company's invitation for the employee's annual Christmas party requested that attendees wear holiday themed attire. I called Nicole and asked if she has received her invitation yet. She had, and asked me what I was going to wear to the party, because she hadn't decided what to wear yet. I told her I had an idea or two, but I had not made a firm choice out...
I had a chance to go to the Kentucky Derby in 1979 with my college girlfriend, Jessica, but I didn't. I regretted not going to America's biggest equine event, but things turned out pretty good, after all. Jessica's best friend and roommate, Cindy, would be driving her new car there and invited me to go along. She was dating my roommate, Steve, and so the fo...
Even though she had wealth, wore the best designer clothes, and had hairstylists give her the best cut and color, cosmeticians remove her facial hair, give her facials and do her makeup, had personal chefs prepare her strict yet delicious dietary menus, personal trainers plan her exercise targets and routine, and a plastic surgeon nip and tuck away her wrink...
A bloke on the radio was talking about a school reunion he'd been to. 'Funny thing,' he said, 'everyone looked pretty much as they did 40 years ago. Older -- obviously -- but not different.' I've never been to a school reunion. I'm not likely to, either. The end of school couldn't come quickly enough for me. It's not that I was a bad student. Far from it. I...
Mike and Keisha are good friends of ours, they live across the street. Linda, my wife and I talked about taking a trip to Vegas and we asked Mike and Keisha if they wanted to go along. They were all excited to go since they have never been to Vegas. My wife and I go out there every year, so we know the ropes pretty well. Mike came up to me and asked if we...
It was time for the annual company Christmas party. Debbie, my wife of a number of years didn't want to go. Nothing new there. She hated the company I worked for and, I had to assume, everyone there. There was never any reason that made any sense, she just said the hated the place. I was going none the less. I liked the lot of them and since I spent about ha...
The apartment building I lived in has several units with one upstairs, one in the basement, and my apartment in the middle. The opposite side had the same arraignment. When someone other than the basement tenants come in, they must pass by my door. Recently a very beautiful white women about 25, moved into the apartment above me. I would only be able to say...