Spence The Wannabe Pornstar By : DickThePimp A short story about Spence, Carrie, Kelly... and Doug's mom Janet... from the sitcom King Of Queens Cast : Spence Ulchin (Patton Oswalt) Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini) Kelly Palmer (Merrin Dungey) And Janet Heffernan (Jenny O'Hara) "Carrie, can I talk to you for a minute?" "Make it quick, Spence. I've go...
James had just moved into a new house, in a new neighborhood and was excited. He lived with his parents: Jill and Brian, 49 and 51 respectably, and his older sister Melinda, who was 23. Greenville was a much more 'upper class' area than he was use to, or so the image portrayed. It was an area known for its amazingly extravagant houses and people. It was home...
There is a truly beautiful sound that many composers the world over are unfortunately completely unaware of. What is that truly remarkable sound? The unique sound made by a strap-on dildo as it slides into the asshole of a submissive man. I am addicted to that sound. I guess that's why I'm banging Wahid Saleh right now. Wahid is a six-foot-tall, chubby young...
Marc Albert Mathieu is the name. I was born and raised in the town of Cap-Haitien in the Republic of Haiti, and moved with my family to the Ontario region of Canada in the summer of 1999. Thirteen years later, I'm a business administration student at Carleton University in the City of Ottawa, getting ready for a brighter tomorrow. It's the beginning of 2012,...
You just never know where life will take you, man. My name is Steve Seraphin. A big and tall Black man of Haitian descent living in the city of Nepean, Province of Ontario. And I am a Black guy who kind of had some racist tendencies. For the longest time. Now I want to be better. I want to open my heart and see people as people rather than lump them into cat...
I'm the crown prince of all things weird. The name is Julius Jean Guillaume. A tall, and kind of chubby young Haitian-American guy. Six feet three inches tall, dark brown skin and a shaved head. I also keep my face void of beard and mustache. I think it's neater that way. Got to look good if you're a stud, know what I mean? These days, I'm on vacation. It's...
I'd been unable to keep my eyes off her all morning. She kept glancing my way and I could swear I could see a wet stain on her bikini bottom's crotch. My wife noticed my distraction and asked me what was wrong. I shrugged it off and rolled over on my belly to hide my growing erection as I watched the older woman roll over too and spread her legs a bit to sho...
This a true story of secrecy, sexual exploration, and obsession. * This story took place during my senior year in high school 2011. Trying to be popular in high school was an everyday job. With a rather small class it was hard to impress the very few attractive women in my grade. Playing sports was the main opportunity to attract some attention. What girl...
The Zeta Omicron Rho house was the oldest frat house on campus, and the largest. They were known for accomplishments of their alumni and their ingenuity at constructing entertainments for themselves. Their residence was the envy of their competition: filled with fine furniture, antiques, indoor swimming pool, gym, and a meeting room lined with composite phot...
The Big House Brothel. A venerable institution which has stood the test of time. It existed since the 1800s. Catering to the needs of gentlemen with peculiar proclivities which they would rather not let be known. It still exists today, providing the same service but under new management. That's just the way it works. What this House provides in the modern ag...