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Short Order

by HughMungus1 on Jan 21, 2020
Humor & Satire

When you're the height of the average Ewok, and gettin' laid more than Home Depot linoleum, you don't ask questions. Kinkier than an aged garden hose, she was primed for dong like a virgin on her wedding night. Unfortunately, my trustworthy, metallic mare gravitated towards a pothole I'd passed, sans incident, thousands of time prior. The online classified...

Letting the Right One In

by dr13bone on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

The holiday party was a mess. It was raining and slushing outside so half the guests naturally did not show. Jenny Lu showed up with her geeky sister Sue, who seemed to run interference for her sister most of the night. The evening dragged on but Jenny was paying all her attention to Tom; my soon to be ex-best friend. This led to me drinking a bit too much...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00.5: Bonus 02

by dercius on Sep 18, 2017
Humor & Satire

This is a fun, humorous set of jokes inspired by the classic "Good Girl, Bad Girl" sex jokes and expanded upon. Please enjoy the "Life of a Slut Wife and Mum" series in conjunction with it and message and comment any feedback you have for both this and the main series. ***** Good girls fuck like kittens Bad girls fuck like bitches My mum fucks like a bu...

My Story Sect. 01

by Toons on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Section 01 The following story started out as a character project I had to do in high school. I liked what I came up with so much I expanded on it several times since then. Now nearly eight years later I am possibly finishing it. This is just the very beginning of this story as I have much more to post. I want to hear your reactions, comments, and critiques...

Chalet Romp

by aussieson on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

As a young man I went on a summer holiday to a health resort in the mountains. This was a small chalet style resort with something organised each day with all guests expected to participate. On the second or third day I opted out of the bush walk planned for the day as an old ankle injury was playing up. I spent a couple of lazy hours reading and then tho...

Space Diary Year 3

by ROS_LOMBOT on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Chapter III , Year 3, Cabin Boy (rank 0 merchant navy) Punch, Punch, Kick, Duck. "Cabin boy! Bloody cabin boy!" Duck, Leap, Kick, Kick. John and Lisa were sparring in the cargo bay. There was sweat galore despite the moisture drinking plants that grew along the walls. Between brief breathes the two spoke as they exchanged practice blows. "It is a step...

Two Russian Dipteras Meet and Chat

by uksnowy on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Being addicted to voyeur videos, which include females on toilets, there are some centred on the continental beach toilets, which are no more than an open row of squats over pits. Of course that means quite a few flies buzzing around and this story has grown out of those intimate scenes and my evil mind. ***** "Where the fuck you been? You missed a great...

The Degradation of Jeanne -

by MaitreDeSade on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

It had been three weeks since the beautiful Jeanne's husband Beau had left on a business trip. At first she had attempted to satisfy her sexual cravings with frequent masturbation, pumping her glistening dildo frantically in and out of her insatiable cunt, while holding a buzzing vibrator on her swollen clit. She imagined Beau's thick hard cock ramming dee...

The French Visit Ch. 02

by christinamonroe on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The next morning dawned bright, the early mist clearing and the temperature rising quickly. Laura and Vivette decided to spend the day by the pool, enjoying the quiet sounds of the nearby countryside. Vivette appeared from her room wearing a striking bikini, her breasts barely covered by tiny triangles of almost translucent material. Laura could see the de...

Men's Pleasure Club

by Rosehippy on Oct 15, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The magistrate, sat alone in his office, at his desk, the outline of his hard cock showing obviously through his Pierre Cardin trousers. He was thinking about the previous night, at the Exclusive Gentleman's Club, in particular the tall, blonde woman, whom he had watched masturbate while she reclined on the antique chase lounge. The club Plaisir de Mens, tr...