[©2011 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS ARE WELL OVER THE AGE OF 18 WITH IDENTITIES DISGUISED; FOR AGES 21 OR ABOVE] [Community service at the old age home; what could be worse...or better?] * Okay, I admit it. I was a jerk. I was busted for DWI. The judge could've put me away for a little time, first offense, or let me walk. Instead, he split the difference...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; THIS STORY HAS A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED: HERE BE DRAGONS; FOR AGES 21 OR ABOVE] [Husband's only asset is his gorgeous wife; he also has a failing dance studio; why not save the cost of an instructor by having incredibly sexy wife teach slow dancing to well-hung...
My Night with Jennifer Aniston [©2011 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18; NONE OF THESE EVENTS ACTUALLY OCCURRED WITH THE NAMED MOVIE STARS, NOR IS IT IMPLIED THAT THEY DID AT ANY TIME, PAST OR PRESENT. FOR AGES 21 OR ABOVE] [Teen is stood up at the senior prom and has to bum a ride home. He recognizes the Hollywood star in the back of the...
The Healthiest Woman on TV [no characters are under the age of 18; no events described occurred in this or any other way to the knowledge of the author, who has no intention to infer that they did. All rights reserved by Clinton09] What was I doing in New York? A nice guy from Chicago? I don't even like the Mets, let alone tolerate the Yankees. But, I was...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; THE STORY BEGS YOUR INDULGENCE TO SUSPEND DISBELIEF AND HAVE FAITH IN BORDERLINE SCIENCE.] [A no account son takes a ruthless tour of the past to find meaning and purpose to his current life; only one thing, he has to avoid the ultimate temptation.] Okay, I admit it. I...
[©2011 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18 WITH IDENTITIES DISGUISED; FOR AGES 21 OR ABOVE] [A traveling animal sideshow in the south has a disturbing exhibit. It draws the attention of all who attend including an activist understandably concerned...] * What a scene it was. Here was a traveling side-show, some would call a 'freak show', in...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS] [The depiction of these fictional characters for a fictional nation does not in any way reflect upon any other actual person or nation; the behavior evidenced here is not part of an accusation of accepted...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] [Warning: this story contains cuckolding, male humiliation, suicide, sex, violence, golden showers, parody, and any other plot device I could think of. It is the ultimate dark vision and is intended as such. All events are presented with the subtlety of a ball peen hammer....
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS] [All characters and events are fictional; any similarity to actual people or events is coincidental. No harm is intended for any person or organization.] * It had taken almost six months to set up this p...
Where's My Bride? [©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS] [This story is fictional and is not meant to comment upon any book, real or imagined, that may or may not appear to be cited. It is not implied that any book supplies wrong or mis-inform...