[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] * "Oh, Tucker, your hands are so supple...umm, that feels so good!" cooed the lithe, blonde gymnast, whose legs were being massaged by yours truly. So, how did it come to pass that I, Tucker H., would find myself giving a trainer's rubdown to a blonde goddess, petite wom...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] [THE ALMOST TRUE TALES OF A LIFE GUARD; BRILLIANT PROMOTER, HE CONVINCED HUSBANDS TO PAY HIM TO ALSO BE A 'WIFE GUARD'; THE WIFE GUARD ENDED UP PLANTING SEEDS IN A LARGE FIELD, RAISING NEW LIFE.] * What was that old rock 'n roll song: Indiana Wants Me (Lord I can't go ba...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS] [Plumber works hard; a mom and her daughter recognize it; rich husband offends plumber, who decides that only deep drilling will solve household problems] My name is Richard, call me Rich. I was going to...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18 WITH IDENTITIES DISGUISED; FOR AGES 21 OR ABOVE] [I married her for her money; then we had a battle royal; she was determined to thwart my efforts to have babes or babies; could I win in the end?] * Let's be honest. I married Martha for her money. I knew it, she knew it; it's no mystery when a goo...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; THIS STORY IS TOLD WITHOUT RESERVE OR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS; READER SHOULD TAKE CARE AND CONSIDER LOOKING ELSEWHERE; CONCLUSION HARD EDGED; READER MUST BE 21 OR ABOVE.] [THIS STORY CENTERS AROUND A MALE BULLY WHO GETS HIS COMEUPPANCE FROM HIS OWN DAUGHTER; HIS PUNISHMENT I...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; THIS STORY HAS A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS; FOR AGES 21 AND ABOVE] * Tommy said: "face it Rex, you lost." And so the drama began... Tommy was kind of my enemy in high school. We had both come from humble backgrounds, yet he always seemed to come...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS] [Elements of incest are touched upon but are not integral to the story plot.] * "You DO understand me, don't you, I? I am saying that you are a no account bum that will never amount to anything. You cert...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] [All characters and events are fictional; any similarities to actual people or events is coincidental. No harm is intended for any person or organization.] Like all great projects since antiquity, this project began in the steam room of a country club. I had been assigned...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS ARE FICTITIOUS AND OVER THE AGE OF 18] * Yacht salesman in the Bahamas? Dance instructor in the Catskills? Entertainer on a cruiseship? Playboy photographer? Pretty good gigs, but I had them all beat. I was the 'counselor' for a major corporation, providing family assistance, argument resolution, and other services. With...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS] * I had been happily married to my gorgeous wife Marcia for a number of years. Admittedly, our marriage did not include an exciting sex life, as I had been an unemployed student and then ex-student during...