This story is part of my Office Sluts series, but it's a standalone story as well. Enjoy! * It was three AM. I woke up to a sudden noise in the bed beside me. I opened my eyes and found Bonnie sitting next to me. "I can't sleep," she said. "Close your eyes," I told her. "And count sheep..." "Please..." she told me. "I had a nightmare." I sat up. Havin...
Note: This one is a bit longer than some, and I wanted to let the story come out a little more before getting to the naughtier bits. It's definitely outside my norm for this site, but sometimes I just let the inspiration go. All people involved are over eighteen. * "Seven dollars for a cup of coffee?" asked Colleen. "Did you really need that?" "The prole...
This is a clown parody... It is not real... CLOWN LIFE BITCHES This is something completely different... It's about a gang of horny clowns traveling around the country clownbanging famous chicks... They film their adventures and put them on their website for all their Clownies (fans) to enjoy... Strap in and get ready for the ride... Here comes The Horny Cl...
It was late and Sara was up watching the 10'o clock news when there was a breaking news story. "Another missing woman has been found," the newswoman announced. "This is the 10th woman this year that has mysteriously disappeared and then weeks later reappeared alive naked covered in food. Each woman that has been found seems to have been made be a human ingr...
Ashley couldn't help but laugh as she made her way towards the bathroom. Brie was so confusing. On one of hand she didn't want to talk about what she'd been doing earlier on, but on the other, she was clearly interested in exploring some similar options. It had crossed Ashley's mind too, though she'd need a break before she went looking. Brie had obviously a...
My one dick of a friend thought it would be funny to get a clown for my bachelors party, instead of a stripper, why what happened, happened is still beyond me, I mean it was so unprofessional when you think about it, but you know how clowns are- always taking shit too far. I was almost put off by the clown when she walked in with a small chest of gags and a...
Hank ran the old saying though his mind, "My worst day hunting is better than my best day at work." The version he originally heard involved fishing instead of hunting, but he guessed it was one of those things where you could substitute one activity for another. His worst day hunting, yeah, that phrase could describe any of the three days he spent over the...
When I was a sophomore at my local high school, I never had any friends. The only people who talked to me were guys who liked me for my body, since I was tall, blonde and skinny. I ignored all of them as I was extremely focused on my education and to me nothing more was important than having a perfect grade. Everyone knew about my extremely deathly fear of...
So I had a summer job at the circus. It was a thankless, dumbfuck job but I needed rent money and the circus guys were cool to hang out with. I learned to juggle a little, in between tidying away the horseshit and bringing cappuccinos to the clowns. The best bit about the job was the girls. I heard tales from some of the other guys that the local chicks mi...
This essay contains my thoughts about people whose personalities overwhelm everyone that comes into contact with them. My example is a high school classroom, but my thoughts apply to any group—the workplace, a PTA meeting, an online forum for smut writers, for example. ***** It is hard to imagine that one teenager has the power to make or break an entire s...