A short story about being stood up at the altar told from the man's point-of-view. Comedy turns something sad into a tragedy with an unexpected twist. What could possibly be funny about a fish swimming to a wall? When the fish thinks, "Dam." As Mr. Gregory T. Johnson, seeing the hotel marquee welcoming Mr. & Mrs. Johnson felt like a sad reminder of my rec...
**AUTHOR'S NOTE** **Everyone in this story is 18 or older** ***** I look over across the room and see Stacie picking up her shirt and putting it back on. I grab my pants and clumsily put them on. As I'm fastening the buckle I see Stacie's ass in the air as she bends over to pick up her panties. Her glistening pussy stares back at me. I can't believe that...
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction concocted entirely within my imagination. Any resemblance to real people shouldn't be surprising since most of my stories are based on people I know. While I hope you enjoy this story and are compelled to provide feedback, I don't expect the subject matter will appeal to everyone who reads it. As such, I discourage venom...
When I was 13 I was totally un-kissable. I had big hair and big glasses and a lisp-causing retainer and I had neither boobs nor trendy clothes to compensate for my awkward misfortunes. My friends would talk about the guys they had kissed, or the guys they had held hands with at those skate-nights where all the cool kids would go and skate around in circles f...
Monica Witt couldn't believe that she was about to come—and that her dreams were about to come true. It had been nearly 30 years since she had first fallen in love. She was just nine years old when her parents took her to see Michael Jackson in concert during the "Bad" tour in Brisbane. She thought Michael was the most gorgeous man who had ever lived, and t...
It had been a long time since I had seen Jack. I had been away at my university and he at his. Thankfully now it was Winter Break and he was coming over to kick off New Years with me, which was tradition to compensate for the time that we had been away. I wasn't sure how I wanted to dress for the occasion even though we weren't doing anything but eating piz...
Ch. 3: The Classical Theatre As promised, Mouse took Alice to the theatre to see a play called The Truth About Dinah, which was at the New Crucible theatre. Mouse took great care that Alice was dressed appropriately for the performance. Her long hair was brushed back and kept back by a ribbon. She lent Alice a dress which came to just an inch above the top...
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." --Thomas Jefferson You won't find his name alongside Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson in the history books, but Lenny Bruce deserves a spot in the pantheon of American patriots. Bruce, if you're unaware, was a comedian who worked in the 1950s and early '60s. His raunchy routines paved the way for comedy le...
My husband, Jonathan and I are both working in the film industry. We live outside Hollywood, in South Africa to be precise, and it is only once in awhile that we can get some money to produce a feature film. Our specialty is the romantic comedy with a touch of Shakespeare, William, that is. I usually write the scripts and Jon directs it. But these days peopl...
I trust you all had a satisfying New Years, dear friends. And if not, well, join the club! OK, so, I don't really mean that... I mean, how could I? Did any of you watch tv on New Year's Eve? And did you happen to see the million people crowding Times Square in New York City? Well, if you look closely, you'll see ME, your ever faithful Dirty Old Man! B...