"I need a room. Do you have a vacancy?" "You are a pimp?" "Oh, no sir." "You sell drugs?" "No, sir." "Wish you did. I need some coke." "I'm a Bible salesman, sir." "That's disgustin'!" "Just tryin' to spread the word." "Well, don't spread that shit around me." "As you wish." "Fuckin' A!" ― Pulp Have you ever caused your computer to crash, due to...
It was difficult for Penny to deny that the woman staring back from the mirror was one sexy piece of ass. She wasn't entirely (or at all) comfortable with being seen by actual people in this get up but Kyle had ordered her to do this and she did what her Master told her to do. That's what it meant to be a good slave, a good Kitten. That was why she pushed...
Irrational Man Acting Out (We Died Laughing) Who but Woody Allen could write and direct a movie with a title like Irrational Man and go straight to the heart of the subject? That's right, Irrational Man is about so-called "Continental philosophy," the ideas of Jean-Paul Satre, Martin Heidegger, and Soren Kierkegaard. For them, men don't occasionally or fre...
"Carmen, are you ready to go yet?" Phil, Carmen's husband asked. "Almost, I'm just tying up my hair." Carmen was wearing a white track suit with black stripes down the sleeves and legs that fit her like a glove. Carmen has 32 DD breasts, brown eyes, long black hair and light skin. Carmen finished getting ready and walked out to meet phil. "Thats what you'r...
~Happy Halloween! The following is a follow up to my last story, A Weekend of Firsts. I recommend reading that one first for a little background on, and a better introduction to, our main characters.~ ***** A few months ago, I decided to have a weekend in spending time alone with my new battery operated friend while dressed as Tiffany, my en femme persona....
I hopped off the bus with surprising grace in my hooker heels. My cherry red dress made me stand out in contrast with the plainly-dressed locals at the bus stop. They looked me over with interest. Not to brag; there wasn't much else to look at in front of the shitty little strip mall. I was unusually dolled up that day, having just come from a modeling gig....
"You gotta be kidding me?" Britney's eyes distended over the brim of her glasses. In her hands, the petite blonde held an old book entitled: The Tickler. She combed a strand of hair away from her heart-shaped face and looked up to the young man across the counter. "Where the hell did you find this, Jay?" Leaning on the cash register in the quaint store, th...
Fluffy's Futures: Cara Case 2004033 My American Harley was a midnight blue with silver lightning striking along its sides, a racing style seat, specially made engine. Between all the after market additions, changes and adaptations and the magical protections, spells and anti-hexes, it was really a special machine. I watched the men at the shipping company...
I put all my stories in Humor and Satire. I like to write romantic comedies, or as other authors here call it comic romance. But I put them in Humor because they are meant to be comic and light hearted, even if they contain scifi and fantasy, or group sex, or mind control, or whatever. I also realize that some of the categories are to allow people to avoid t...
My new series about slutty real estate agents going the extra mile to make the sale. EPISODE 01 : Penny's Side Job My wife Penny's (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) career is fooling good. She's started a sales rep job at a pharmaceutical company. A doctor she sold some drugs too made her a business proposition. He owns a real estate company and he asked Pe...