Part Two: Cody Cock (Thanks to Jen Lit Girl for the edit.) Young Cody Hall, unaware of the events across the street, was taking a shower. He'd gotten home from his summer job at Fat Jack's Pork Palace, sweaty and grease-stained after a particularly grueling day. The manager behaved shittier than usual and the daily quota of obnoxious, entitled customers e...
Prince Calinius, Second of his Name, Heir to the Mezorine Empire and Chosen of the Gods, couldn't untie his wrists. The year he'd spent apprenticed in the admiralty seemed a waste, now that he was confronted with a knot in-situ. All those hours with his fencing master hadn't done him much good, either, given that a bunch of common horse thieves had murdered...
How not to write -- A look at the common, and not so common errors on the internet Please note, I can't tell people how to write, nor can I ever hope to cover all the possible mistakes people make. This is just a little piece I put together a few months back for my college's e-magazine. Thanks for reading! * With the internet information sharing has nev...
Once upon a time, long ago, there was a beautiful maiden. In all of the lands, there was not a woman who lived, more beautiful. So benevolent was this woman, that her kindness stretched to the four corners of the world. Kings, and Queens came to her, to show their gratitude for her simply being alive. The maiden was called Divinity Mundane, and for all of t...
Once upon a time, long ago, there was a beautiful maiden. In all of the lands, there was not a woman who lived, more beautiful. So benevolent was this woman, that her kindness stretched to the four corners of the world. Kings, and Queens came to her, to show their gratitude for her simply being alive. The maiden was called Divinity Mundane, and for all of t...
"The man loves danger and sports. This is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports." --- Friedrich Nietzsche MORNING: "Revelation" I simply could not stop thinking about her. Her smile was enchanting and her laughter infectious. Her thin red lips seemed gentle and soft like a pair of feathers. Her grin always revealed two rows of snow-white te...
A humorous guide to understanding English terms for the discerning reader. * 'His hand lifted up her tight skirt as it skimmed up her leg over her stockings where her suspenders held them up, over the soft silken skin, and then he squeezed her voluptuous arse before coming around to cup her fanny where it lay hidden under her knickers.' For a great many r...
"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but your thighs are so delightful. She has no place to go, let her blow, let her blow, let her blow." I caught a bit of the holiday spirit on the way to the mall and began humming the Christmas song while driving down the highway. Somewhere along the way I changed the words a bit and laughed. Don't I wish! I mean, my...
There was nothing about José that made him seem particularly special to the casual observer. He in fact seemed average by nearly every obvious measure, from his height to his eye color. While perfectly ordinary, it would still be fair to say that he was described by some to be reasonably handsome. In fact, he bore a decent resemblance to Michael Aranda, if M...
Yes, I know its knott spellt that weigh, but sum people seem sew con-fused about simple gramma that I decided to post this humble guide and save them – and myself – some time in future. The Comma Comma usage is in some respects a question of personal writing style: some writers use commas liberally, while others prefer to use them sparingly. For instance...