Author's note. This ends the story of How Kitten Met Teddybear. To those that voted for the Clitorides Awards, thank you. 2013 Winner, Best BDSM Story - Chapter 31—Postcards Interlude: 25th Anniversary Cindy: Mom can be oblivious at times. She completely forgot that it is traditional for the groom to toss one of his wife's garters. The problem was not t...
As I stood naked in our kitchen, my wife hung up the phone with Gail, wife of Rick. She turned to me with a smile on her face and said, "I knew she was going to make this into a competition. Rich has eaten his first load of cum already, and she knows that you have to keep up, if not surpass by one. I think you will be having a lot of orgasms this week, a lot...
Bobby Joe was a strange sight working behind the counter at Mike's body building supplies. She was pale, her body soft and round her clothes dark and Gothic. She liked the Gothic look; sometimes she would even wear Steampunk to work. Mike didn't care; he had spotted her hanging out listening to her cheap mp3 player in front of the local gym almost every day...
Author's note: This snarky fictional piece, a gender-flipped rendition of the concept in MAKE ME SCREAM! is an entry in the National Nude Day 2016 Contest. There's not a lot of explicit sex here; look elsewhere for a stroker. All sexual players are aged 18+. Views expressed are not necessarily the author's. Enjoy! *** THE BEST BLOWJOBS IN THE WORLD ***(Who...
When we woke the next day we were still without kids and Amy wanted to reconnect. I know she didn't know what to say so having sex was the next best thing. I had been laying there for about an hour before she woke thinking about the night before and how we first met. You see I met her the very first day she arrived at college. My fraternity, as a service pro...
Chapter 1: Quite a Surprise It's the year 2304 and quite a few things have changed. She really surprises me at the doorway. My drive home was a long, ugly brood. Up for the promotion to Assistant Regional Sales Manager. Big deal. After eight years of busting my hump. Definitely better money. And a nice office. The competition? Ed Farley and Jason Blue. O...
"Katrin, as you are probably well aware, this program tends to feature segments about true crime, ripped from the headlines. Now, there are some people who would say that the activities of BJ Bliss do in fact constitute a crime. How do you respond to that?" Bryan asked her from the interview chair, shuffling his notes in his lap. "Some people?" Katrin asked...
Cara stepped out of her '04 Volvo and had to resist the strong urge to run into the stadium. It was hard to contain her excitement. "Everything that I've been training for the last 3 years is finally coming true, Cara thought. She looked over at her best friend, Alex, who was still in the car and clearly stalling. "Come on, slow poke! We're going to be lat...
"How does he do it?" was all Gordon Price could ask as he watched his next door neighbor, Rich Lambie, accept first prize in the annual Laverton Lawn of the Year competition. Gordon, as per his tradition, had been a bitter runner up -- but he could not understand why. He had tried every organic, chemical and even metaphysical combination of seed and soil and...
This is my first submission, so please submit any feedback you have. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One Thursday night, I was sitting on my sofa watching television, when a commercial advertising a new game show came on. "A whole new T.V. experience combining the games of American Gladiators, Survivor, and the Hunger Games," said the vo...