by
vic_elor
on Aug 30, 2017
How To
Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out!
A lot of people have a hard time understanding concepts that relate to computers. If you don't have this problem, you probably know someone who does. On the other hand, most people understand sex. So, maybe you can learn something about computer...
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Sci-Fi & Fantasy
"Damn, damn, damn. Computer give me results of damage on the 'squirt drive'."
'Squirt drive locked in drive mode and at full power. Attempting to cut power to drive to release controls and return to normal space.'
I had just hit execute on a jump when a ship coming out of jump slams into me and throws everything upside down. Now here I am travelling at 10...
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by
DonnyKerabatsos
on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Captain Steve Michaels was dreaming he was floating on the ocean when his alarm went off. It was a common dream among those in zero-gravity environments. He rubbed his eyes and then checked his daily schedule: light duty and recreation. He was glad it was finally the weekend.
Michaels was part of a three-man expedition to Mars. He was in the tenth month of...
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by
stoneartly
on Sep 28, 2020
BDSM
It was just two weeks since our first night. Since then Cindy and I began to hang out more frequently. We established a no-knock policy walking into each other houses like they were our own. We shared nightly meals, watched TV shows we both enjoyed, often spending the nights together enjoying each other's carnal company. One day she came over mumbling that h...
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by
Starlight
on Sep 16, 2017
Mature
The connection between walking the dog and teaching computer basics to over sixties. Believe me, there can be a very real and ultimately carnal connection, at least, that is what two such dog walkers discovered.
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Along the Path.
Every morning I walk the dog. There is a path that follows the river very near my house. If you go walking at a regular...
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by
GatorRick
on Sep 12, 2017
Romance
There are no explicit descriptions of sex in this story. The computer devices and technology described are purely a product of my imagination. Although, to paraphrase what someone once said . . . . . "Yesterday's science fiction is today's reality". So who can really say that they don't already exist . . . somewhere.
'The Agency' is fictional but perhaps i...
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by
Birandi
on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Star Date: 3004: "I am the Captain of the first all Female Crew of a Starship. We are winding up our 4-year mission of space travel. Our mission was to establish contact with as many alien life forms as possible to invite to become a member of our Federation." "My First Officer Val, although a Vulcan, has been an invaluable asset during this mission. The com...
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by
AnAmericanDarling
on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire
Computer technology has made great strides. Experts have made it even possible for people to go on their computers in airplanes, cars, cafés, and just about any place you can imagine.
And along with any improvement, of any existing idea, men also improve themselves. Well, maybe they don't necessarily improve themselves, but they adjust themselves to the ch...
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by
lace_panty_boy
on Sep 12, 2017
Mature
I got home Friday from work and I had a message from my neighbor across the street that her computer was acting funny. Some how I have become her personal tech support over the years and this call was nothing new.
Judy is about 15 years older than me, she is in her upper 40's, but still has all the curves in the right places. I think she has been divorced...
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by
soulwolf
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
"Computer, what's the alarm for?" Jonathon asks.
"A ship is following us on the port side and powering weapons." replies the computer.
"SHIT! Power the shields and weapons." Jonathon yells.
Too late one shot makes it through before the shields are fully up. It hits the left side engine causing the ship to lurch and instantly slow down. Looking at the stat...
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