Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out! A lot of people have a hard time understanding concepts that relate to computers. If you don't have this problem, you probably know someone who does. On the other hand, most people understand sex. So, maybe you can learn something about computer...
"Damn, damn, damn. Computer give me results of damage on the 'squirt drive'." 'Squirt drive locked in drive mode and at full power. Attempting to cut power to drive to release controls and return to normal space.' I had just hit execute on a jump when a ship coming out of jump slams into me and throws everything upside down. Now here I am travelling at 10...
Captain Steve Michaels was dreaming he was floating on the ocean when his alarm went off. It was a common dream among those in zero-gravity environments. He rubbed his eyes and then checked his daily schedule: light duty and recreation. He was glad it was finally the weekend. Michaels was part of a three-man expedition to Mars. He was in the tenth month of...
It was just two weeks since our first night. Since then Cindy and I began to hang out more frequently. We established a no-knock policy walking into each other houses like they were our own. We shared nightly meals, watched TV shows we both enjoyed, often spending the nights together enjoying each other's carnal company. One day she came over mumbling that h...
The connection between walking the dog and teaching computer basics to over sixties. Believe me, there can be a very real and ultimately carnal connection, at least, that is what two such dog walkers discovered. * * * * * Along the Path. Every morning I walk the dog. There is a path that follows the river very near my house. If you go walking at a regular...
There are no explicit descriptions of sex in this story. The computer devices and technology described are purely a product of my imagination. Although, to paraphrase what someone once said . . . . . "Yesterday's science fiction is today's reality". So who can really say that they don't already exist . . . somewhere. 'The Agency' is fictional but perhaps i...
The Storm Chapter 9 In "Sarah goes to College" It had been 3 days since Meri had been suited. 4 months since the school year began, and Sarah had found herself forced into her own bitchsuit. Now, the school was sending Sarah to the cheerleading coach's house for the weekend, following news and weather reports of a massive storm headed towards the college t...
Star Date: 3004: "I am the Captain of the first all Female Crew of a Starship. We are winding up our 4-year mission of space travel. Our mission was to establish contact with as many alien life forms as possible to invite to become a member of our Federation." "My First Officer Val, although a Vulcan, has been an invaluable asset during this mission. The com...
(This story was created with the help of Randy and his helpful tips on the idea of this story. And thanks to the volunteer editor program and forum, edited by LadyCibelle) * * * * * "The wall on the right is laughing at me." Randy sneered under panting and uneven breath's. "Why?" He questioned angrily. "Because, I said that my balls itch?" Randy twisted...
I got home Friday from work and I had a message from my neighbor across the street that her computer was acting funny. Some how I have become her personal tech support over the years and this call was nothing new. Judy is about 15 years older than me, she is in her upper 40's, but still has all the curves in the right places. I think she has been divorced...