*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...
Liz was a college sophomore and lived off campus with two other girls. This particular month she was in agony. She had had PMS before, but never like this. Her roommates told her that it was not normal and that she should go get checked out. Eventually, admitting that her friends were right, Liz called Campus Health Services and got an appointment two weeks...
Meet Dennis Pierrot, a big and tall black man living in the City of Cap-Haitien, Haiti. A maintenance man at College Notre Dame Du Perpetuel Secours, Dennis is a hard working brother with an embarrassing problem of a personal nature. Simply put, Dennis is constantly constipated, and he has tried just about everything to cure his affliction. What's a brother...
Been awhile hasn't it? Better late than never though, right? I'm sure many have been wondering how things have been going for Rachel and me. Rachel was, as you remember, really not interested in anal sex to say the least. Quoting from the original submission: -Anything that has an "in" capability, read mouth and pussy, has a year round open season sign attac...
On the bus to San Quentin, Don was thinking about what went wrong. Here he was, an educated person with two engineering degrees and an MBA. He was going to prison. The judge was kind, and gave him only 16 months, but he still had to shutter his lucrative consulting business. And a felony doesn't look good on your resume. Don's felony was minor, and is not im...
I blindfolded her. She was completely naked. I cuffed her hands together and then cuffed those to the headboard. I stood for a second to admire her body. She had long sandy blond hair and a brown bush. She didn't shave her snatch but it was nicely trimmed. Nice legs, she stands at about five six and she runs so her legs look great. I licked her from the insi...
My name is Stefan Maguire Brown and I'm not just a six-foot-two, lean and muscular, handsome black man. I'm also a dam good doctor. Everyday, I try my best to heal the men and women who come before me. It's not an easy job. Especially since this is 1967 and I'm the first African-American doctor the town of Silverman, Illinois, has ever seen. Oh, well. Doctor...
"Casandra O'Reilly to the principal's office" The sound of my name on the loud speaker jogged me from my daydream as I walked down the hall of my high school. I turned around to head for the principal's office. Why would he need to see me? I was a straight A student, never tardy, rarely absent. He must want me to volunteer for something, I thought as I ente...
This story, and all my stories, contain fictionalized characters from memories of my life. A little about me. As i write this I am a Black, sixty + year old, still sexually active, bi, woman. When this adventure started I was a 35 year old straight business consultant. When 35, I was at about 125 pounds, today 140. I am still 5 foot 7 inches tall. I was, I...
Silence was the only sound throughout the cargo-bay. The thirty slaves were looking at Mike very cautiously until Xavier hobbled forward at an easy rate. When he reached the front of the group he looked at those gathered, waiting until each and everyone of the slaves looked him in the eye and nodded. The old man turned at last and cleared his throat. "We hav...