I wrote this at the prodding of a co-worker because our Secretary needed a pick-me-up. She's since passed it on to the other Secretaries, and it's spreading like chain lightning. This is Black humor. And this is not connected to any of my other stories, as far as I know. There is no graphic sex, although there is a very devoted wife. Thanks again to sbrooks1...
(Based on a true story.) *** It was a lovely hot summer day and Amy and I were in the jeep, with the driver and passenger windows slightly ajar to combat the blazing heat, as we drove through town after running some errands. Sitting in the passenger seat she looked gorgeous in her short patterned white summer dress, her long blonde hair flowing in the wi...
It was almost accidentally that I discovered the biggest bombshell in this fiasco - my wife's diary. I was on our home computer one evening editing and sorting some documents and deleting unwanted stuff to clear up the memory. There was a folder named journal that I could not remember creating. As I browsed through it I realised it was my wife's diary and it...
When the doorbell rang at 6PM, Larry, my 18 year old son, hollered, "I got it," and went flying to the door. That was fine with me since I wasn't expecting anyone and assumed it was for Larry or his sister, Beth. I looked up to see Brian, Larry's friend and team mate. "Mom, me and Brian are gonna be in my room, okay?" "Sure, just don't make a mess or play...
After leaving the service, I bummed around Europe a while before coming back stateside. It was a time to relax and get my head together. As well as a time to get some head. And give some. And get laid and screw around in general. I'd gotten too little in the service. I stayed in Amsterdam all through the spring and was enjoying the town so much, I politely...
Dawn rose, and as usual, Aton rose with it. After thousands of years he had the gist of his unusual existence. He looked around, unsure where he was for a moment. Slowly, painfully, he remembered. He was in a vast field, not far from the Moody Drive area of Kanata, Ontario. Nothing but farms in the area, though they were slowly being replaced by high-priced...
The morning couldn't have started off worse, it was so unbearably cold, her car wouldn't start and the snow plower had come through the apartment complex and pushed the snow behind her car so even if her car had started, she wouldn't have been able to get out. Luckily, school was officially canceled for a snow day and she was now in no hurry to get her car r...
I had to change planes in Atlanta and had an hour before my flight to Wilmington. I turned my phone on as the plane arrived at the gate. I had voicemail and email notifications so I decided to find a lounge as soon as I could and check the voicemails and emails to see what was waiting for me. I got brave enough to have all of my emails from my "Johns" forwar...
I am tired of people giving me shit. It started in junior high school and got worse in high school. My brother Todd was the worse. In high school he was the typical sports jock, dating the cheerleaders and popular with all the cool kids. When I was studying math or on the chess club Todd would rib me pretty good and tell all the girls I was gay. His friends...
Emily and I have been married for a little over ten years; even after all this time, I still wonder how a plain guy like myself (though I have a decent body) managed to land such a sexy woman, when she could've have gotten any hot guy she wanted--and men still looked her over to this day. I'm sure she left many a guy with a hard-on, needing cold showers as a...