I was sitting in an almost empty bar in North Melbourne enjoying a cold beer and people watching out the plate glass window. It was a beautiful day made all the better as it was the second day of my retirement and I was savouring the delights of lazing around on what would normally have been a work day. My private thoughts were interrupted by a young woman w...
Finally it was time to address the United Nations and Rick stepped nervously up to the podium looking out at all of the faces from all of the worlds nations. He pulled out a piece of paper that had his speech on it, which he had been writing since the Teyven asked him to be their ambassador to Earth. "Hello, I'm Rick Thomas, I'm from a small town in upstate...
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He walked up to the shop door and past the sign that read "Cine Films to Video", amongst other things. He'd been here a few days earlier with a bagful of Super-8 films. They were probably boring shots of Spanish Beaches and family Christmases but, for posterity, he thought that he'd have them converted to video. They may be worth a laugh and it wouldn't hurt...
I woke up when some fluid hit my face, then I smelt it. It was piss. Where the hell was I? Then two parts of darkness parted and I saw a face looking at me. "Bonjour bonjour. En plein de vos la bouche je vous en prie." So I opened my mouth and the piss squirted in. I just had to gulp it down. It tasted salty, I had forgotten the taste. I could see that the...
"Jack...Jack are you awake." My partially numbed mind first registered the harsh sound of the door being slid open then those words as she entered the van. Why was I sleeping in the van, well our house was full, full of all the relatives who were visiting during my sister's wedding. As for the van, it's an old style VW camper; you know the type where the wh...
A couple of weeks ago HDK posted a story called "Hello Goodbye." I was reading the first page when something came up and I had to leave it. Well, the way the old brain box works meant that whilst I was driving to my appointment I played with the scenario in my head and came up with a very different story to HDK's. As always I must thank my LadyCibelle and Te...
Friends and those of you who have read my stories before already know this, but new readers may not. This story, like all I write, is true. In this case, the names are even true, though I usually change them. But Leighton has said it was OK, and you already know Paul and I, so there is no reason to change names. The dialog is as I remember it, which means i...
I woke realizing I'd overslept. Peter's side of the bed remained in tact. He'd stayed in the other room all night. The grinding in my belly told me I was right. The truth loves me. It finds me and whispers in my ears. A glance at the clock told me it was ten thirty. Shit! Work, kids to school... I bolted only to see a note next to me on Peter's side of the...
Rather than beautiful she would be best described as voluptuous. She was certainly well built and without a trace of fat. Her legs were long and trim and, arguably, her best feature! She used them to her advantage. With some girls shorts and mini-skirts are a garment of clothing but with Rita they were tools that said "stunning"! I had a special and treasure...