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Mistress of the Air Ch. 08

by SlaveNano on Dec 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

By the time the airship had flown over the London conurbation into the Thames estuary on its way to the North Sea, Lady Sally had belatedly got her reviving cup of tea. She sat in her throne, now dressed in an Egyptian cotton dressing gown decorated with a winged Isis, sipping from a delicate china cup, her four submissive men in collars and leads at her fee...

Woulds Pt. 01

by HazelRah on May 7, 2019
Novels and Novellas

---------------------- Author's Note: This story contains disturbing mental/physical themes that may cause discomfort. Readers be advised. This first chapter is short. Later parts will be published in longer portions. This is Part 1 of 4. Previously the story title was incorrectly shown as "Woulds Pt.01", it should be "Wounds Pt.01" ----------------------...

Nigella Ch. 01

by movies_maidens_n_manmeat on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Chapter 1: Dear Nigella To Nigella Lawson, food writer and TV cook. Dear Nigella, When I watch you on TV I can’t help dreaming away. You always look stunning to me with your long, chestnut brown locks and that sexy, coy smile; a hot woman who loves to eat and knows the way to my heart and other parts of my body. I am considered a tough guy (translated in...

Walking the Dog - Walk 05

by Itascan on Jun 5, 2019
Loving Wives

The day after my consummation with Travis, I needed a return to my normal routine. I gardened for about two hours. At 4, I got Jasper's leash. Earlier, I asked Herb if he were coming along. "I think I'll go fishing for a few hours. Why don't you go fishing in the park?" That called for a miniskirt and a flowery peasant blouse with a low neckline. After a r...

Week's Vacation Day 02

by wetandwhat on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

I woke up in the very early hours of the morning. I was toasty warm where I pressed against Brian's side and cold where my skin was bare and exposed. We'd fallen asleep entwined and completely nude on my couch. I slid my hand softly over his chest noting his own skins coolness. The early summer nights still turned cold sometimes. I began slowly extricating...

An Old Friend: The Beginning

by Aruri on Aug 21, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Five weeks ago, I married the man of my dreams. It was a fairytale wedding followed by a four-week honeymoon in paradise. Everything was going great until we got back home and my husband's phone beeped while he was in the bathroom. It was a text from a trashy whore, thanking my husband for a lovely night and encouraging him to hit her up if he was ever back...

Lisa

by randy_writer on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The plan was to meet Lisa at a predetermined place near the wine country. He was running late, something he always tried to avoid. Mike would rather get to an appointment early and wait than be late. After all they had just met and he wanted to make a good impression, and here he was sitting at yet another red light. "Damned lights," he thought sitting in t...

The Humble Pepper

by Seabass on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

We've always liked to use food to enhance our sex ever since we read "Like Water for Chocolate" and that book by Marquez where the wacky dictator puts asparagus into the vaginas of the local towns women. I think that is actually where we got the idea from, sophomore year of college literature class. We passed notes back and forth to each other describing wha...

Star's Submission Pt. 04

by CouplePlay on May 15, 2018
BDSM

The hot sun seared through the window of John's bedroom. Kate squinted as she came to consciousness. She rolled on her side and glanced at the alarm clock. It was just past 10:30! Suddenly the vivid memories of the prior night flashed through Kate's mind. She immediately felt herself become aroused but she remembered the note. "Ugh, no masturbating" she mutt...

My French Revolution Ch. 05

by sexyminxlola on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

As soon as I pulled up to Corrina's villa overlooking Monaco I knew she wouldn't need to prostitute herself out to afford me. I'd slid on a pair of six inch red heels, a ruby and diamond necklace and nothing else. Earlier in the day, I had gone to the small but well stocked sex shop Anya told me about and bought myself several sets of clamps and some other s...