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V. He saw no sign of her for days after his outburst; neither food nor drink was prepared or brought for him, the fire was not stoked and no outline of her appeared upon the pile of rocks, though the weather remained fine. Hester struggled to supply his own needs; a fact which added further shame to that which he already felt for his outburst. He took to th...
Dear Shoeblossom: Most of my life, I've been known for bad skin and worse work habits. But Amaretto, my wife loves me anyway "You're good for nothing, Zits, but unlike the other bums in the neighborhood you don't bother to take my purse in the bathroom...you dip in it right in front of me...at least you're no phony!" One day Amaretto came home from work gr...
Tricia moaned some beneath her husband as his cock hammered away at her. After a few more minutes Ed grunted and shot his cum deep within her pussy. He rolled off of her and sighed, echoing his wife’s feelings of dissatisfaction. Ed and Tricia were both in their late thirties and had been married for close to ten years. They had met in college and dated fo...
This here was the first Thanksgivin' I's ever been all by my lonesome. No rug rats, none'a my ol' friends, nobody...jest me an' my two pussycats. Ya see, a few days afore Thanksgivin' I was a talkin' with a man friend a mine, via the email, an' I made me a joke ta him 'bout big ol' turkey legs. I said I was a wonderin' if'n a turkey leg would fit...well, y'...
Clark began stirring and as he became aware of his surroundings he also became aware of who was in the bed beside him. He slowly regained his focus as he opened his eyes and looked at Savannah still asleep next to him. He moved as slow as possible to try to not wake her and managed to escape without waking her, at least as far as he could tell. Clark went t...
This is a continuing Weis Kreuz fanfic.-- It involves m/m pairings and BDSM and fetishes. If any of these offend you-- you should probably read something else. ~~ @ ~~ @ ~~ @ ~~ Wrapped in a straitjacket, Farfarello sat hunched in a corner of the room he shared with Ken. It was sparsely furnished with a king-size bed, a large armoire, a closet and a coupl...
You know you're in trouble when your wife snuggles up to you and says, "Sweetheart." You don't want to know what she's going to say but you know you're not going to escape so you very cautiously say, "Yes?" "The amalgamation of my company with Anderson's Beavers and Brains is going ahead." "That's great news, honey," you say, relieved it was just somethin...
Kassax sat in silence, gazing at the stars. It was strange, staring at the same view he had been staring at for over five thousand years. The same starry sky, the same grassy hills, living in the same rotting castle. Thousands of years can really change someone, even a monster. Yes, a monster. Kassax was a terrible gargoyle. Seven feet tall, pointy ears, bat...
Dave had heard the rumors, who hadn't? But who REALLY believed them. A threesome between three very distinguished professors? One women, two men, and the people, really! Professor Stine of advanced Mathematics at Miskatonic U, a slim older English gentlemen that looked as if he never even considered lust. The second man, the distinguished, some said bizarre...