This is the serenade of lunacy. I'd like to welcome all guests, hope you will all be comfortable for the trip. When I was a kid in Tidioute we had a circus come to town. It was one of those old circuses, with the sexy 14 year old trapeze girls and battered elephants too dumb with beatings to mind the crowd much. There was a vacant lot in the center of town,...
Dumas, Arkansas should have been called, "Dumb Ass." The entire county was populated with men who never thought of the necessary things to please their wives, and they richly deserved to be known as "Red Neck Assholes." This was a cult thing, in that the highlights of their day was drinking moonshine, and following some coon hounds into a swamp, after dark,...
SugarPucker Creek If there was one name in all of Sutter's Hollow that was almost always linked with troublemaking and mischief, it was Bobbi-Jo Butters; just plain BJ to those who knew her well. Bobbi-Jo was a down home southern tom boy with short muss-cut dark brown hair, freckles in all the naughtiest of places, and big beautiful baby-blue doe-eyes that...
"Hey Kimmie, I'm having dinner with friends and I'd like you to join me." Her father asked. "Sure, with who?" She asked. Kimberly was a small, slim girl with long brown hair. She had just finished high school and had turned eighteen yesterday. "The Busch's, you don't know them. I, I'm trying to complete a trade with them." After her mom died Kim began to...
Catherine first came into my life when I was researching the various types of Homunculi. From the tiny Tinkers that aid our engineers and machinists with nimble fingers and keen eyes, to the enormous Goliaths, hauling space shuttles across the desert to launch sites and lifting many thousands of tons of metal to build great bridges. Catherine is a Kathetic,...
The prison bars that separated Jeff from the outside world were very real, even as surreal as the situation commanded itself to be. Jeff's eyes started to tear. ---- But let's back this story up. They say that prisoners are the product of their environment, as was Jeff. He had never suffered any consequences for his actions. He never had to work a day of hi...
Hi. My name is Bud. It is really Billy Bob, but everyone calls me Bud. It sounds like mud. I live way up at the end of Calders draw. Momma said we have been there forever. I think she thinks that is a good thing. Our house is like most in the back country, it is a log house set up high above the crick with rock supports that keep it in place, most of the ti...
Ruby stared out of her office window, through the heavy drizzle, at the throng of blacks assembled on the road. What a sorry bunch of losers, she thought as she read the abusive placards being waved by most of them. None of them knew the facts of the case yet here they were, entitled motherfuckers, trying to tarnish her reputation with lies and deception....
"He looked at me and said, all serious like, 'Madam, I want your company not your pussy." "Why didn't he want your pussy, was he a fuckin' faggot?" said Nubia. "No," said Martha Adams as she spotted Mark Morris looking at them, her, Nubia, Michelle, and Cloris, sitting all in a row at the County office on Tulome, talking about Martha's date the Saturday be...
*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. Disclaimers: This story has been edited by myself, using Microsoft Spell-check. You have been forewarned. *.* Richard Trahan got out of his pickup truck. The steadily falling rain did not help his mood as he carried the box to the small store. The candl...