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Lost and Found

by stonedcrab on Aug 18, 2017
First Time

I was thinking of spending time in the hilly part of Georgia for the hunting. My home was in north western Maine and I had no intention of giving that up but I thought having a camp where I could do some quail shooting would be good. So I rented a new Airstream on a plot of land I leased for ten years and set up a nice camp with a BBQ and a gas powered outdo...

Posole: Pork Butt Love

by Arancini_Love on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Ever heard of Posole? Mexico's unheard of national dish (everyone thinks "mole' is their national dish....too much "Food Network" B.S. They are wrong. Posole is everywhere). Baby, you have some time to burn today? Raining and windy...kinda shitty outside. You like it when I call you baby, don't you. Hand on your cheek. This will take a bit of time, but i...

Paradise Bound Ch. 03

by Silver Sea on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Fridays are our days. My wife and I have, without ever stating it or writing it down somewhere, always reserved Fridays for ourselves. We will put on some of our favorite music, make some of our favorite food, talk about our week purging the events at work that turned our days in one way or another. We will confirm what plans we have for the weekend. We muse...

100 Light Years from Home

by Noira on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

It was forty-eight days since we'd colonized Freth. Forty-eight days was a lot of days especially as Freth's days went by slower than Earth days. I'd checked my watch occasionally to see how it lined up. By the twenty-seventh night on Freth, my watch had burnt out, and I knew it was nearly a year's time, Earth time. A month here was a year. It was a chilling...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Cyndie's Day at the Beach

by JoeMonroe on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Cyndie was busy packing up her bag of things knowing she was going to spend the day at the beach. She had her sunscreen, towel and sunglasses to mention a few things. Cyndie already had her suit on underneath her clothes so she was prepared. Cyndie put the bag over her shoulder and headed out the door walking down the steps and out onto the sidewalk. As Cynd...

Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 03

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Author's note: Please vote and tell me what you think of my recipes. I may not reply to all the feedback, but I do enjoy reading most of it. Your comments are always welcome. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! In the last two parts of this series, I have covered an entire carne guisada meal for a crowd and I have hopefully helped you make red bean...

Caitlin's Needs Ch. 02

by AlexGunther on Jul 15, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Caitlin was waking up in her bed. She yawned as she stretched her arms over her head. She climbed out of her bed, wearing a blue onesie bodysuit. She walked over to the bathroom, where she took a deep and long shower. Wrapping a towel around her body, she walked into her bedroom and noticed a note on her table, written by her mother. "Good morning my love,"...

Party at Rick's

by woozywinks on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Rick popped a tin of tuna, slathered mayo on white and heaped potato chips on a paper plate. Tucking a Wall Street Journal under his shoulder, he carried his sandwich and diet soda to the sofa. He ate in front of the TV, checking cable news for updates on his stocks. Sometimes, he would fall asleep during prime time but tonight Rick was anxious. Tax seaso...

Our Vacations In Greece Ch. 07

by newlatincpl on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

This is a true story that happened to us while we had our vacation in Greece back on October 2009 We got to our hotel room around 9:00 PM, we were both tiered. Mayo asked me to get some white wine for her, she wanted to get in the Jacuzzi and relax. I called room service and asked for two salad orders and a bottle of white wine. Once the salads and the wi...